Corrupt a wish!

[Nimbus]

I wish for salt

Granted, but it tastes like pepper

I wish that I hadn't gotten 60 on the midterm for my SQL Class

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get 59

I wish I could travel through time to stop multiple inventions so i could take the credit for all of them.

 

[Shorkio]

Granted, but you can't come back to real time.
I wish I have corrupted wish

 

[person66]

Granted

I wish for a fish on a dish with a lisp that goes swish in the ditch and has the surname McLish. And the first name Bob

 

[AlanJohn]

Granted, now you have a schnider TV.

I wish Megan Fox and Rosie Hunnington would come to my house and [censored] me.

 

[jceggbert5]

Granted, but you break your back in the process.

I wish I had the money for this laptop I am wanting to get...

(I have been on here for two-and-a-half years, and never knew that this game had made it here...

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. It breaks down at once and you don't have money for repairs.

This one you can't corrupt, coz it already is...

Spoiler

I wish I was a politician.

 

[YoshiInAVoid]

EDIT: Oops I was too slow.

 

[jceggbert5]

Granted, but you are fired(?) for being too honest.

I wish that the laptop's warranty would take into effect after said breakdown...

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. They take it in for repairs and then by some bizarre machination of fate, it ends up in the garbage disposal and straight into a grinder.

I wish I was bored. Owait, I am... I think...

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, but the day you receive it someone dives it into water!

I wish I could use magic (wicked wish anyway

)

Edit : Ninja'd...
Granted, you're deadly bored (in the proper sense of "deadly" I mean)

Same wish still.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you have no control over what magic you use

Once apon a time there existed a giant tree, that was the source of all mana, a war, however, caused this tree to wither away... I wish for the eraser refill threw at Lloyd

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, she throws tons and tons of copies of it at you.

I wish for Jade's control on Contamination Effect (to fuse his weapon with his arm)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but my old avatar starts stalking you

Spoiler: old avatar

I wish for a mystic cage

 

[Jerome10]

Granted, but you'll take it like Saphir (Dist) in the Anime (have a nice time recovering from it

)

I wish for a better Administration in France, especially for the transfer between academies (impossible, I know, but still)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are subsequently forced to move to a different country.

I wish i edited this post

 

[machomuu]

Granted, but as usual, the post still sucks.

I wish I were Godot

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you become him just as he is about to die... again...

I wish for disgaea 5

 

[machomuu]

Granted, but then Atlus released Persona 6 and it was completely overshadowed

I wish the EoF were nuked.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is nuked with awesome, and everyone on the EoF mutates into trolls. These trolls then start infecting the rest of gbatemp...

Edit: i forgot to make a wish