Corrupt a wish!

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted but you can't pay for anything so you starve and die.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but you are so ecstatic you had a heart attack.

I wish I could fly.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but you can only fly backwards

I wish pokemon existed.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but your Meowth won't shut up.

I wish for pie.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but it's a mud pie.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, but it kills you.

^that was too easy.

I wish I could go back in time to fix my mistakes.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted but you will end up causing more trouble. (Someone else said that too)

I wish there was no need for money.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, everyone turns into zombies.

I wish I had a house.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, it's a doll house.

I wish everything was perfect.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but everyone smiles at you creepily with no end.

I wish I had some sleep.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted, but some 'temper calls you long before you're ready to wake up

I wish I could catch these "go back in time/fix my mistakes ones. You guys are doing it all wrong.
("Granted, but you wind up fixing the biggest mistake of all....Your birth")


I wish I could walk on walls and ceilings.

 

[gameboy13]

Granted, but that's all you can walk on.

I wish for Pokemon Black.

 

[Cablephish]

Granted, but that's all you can walk on.

I wish for Pokemon Black.

Granted, but now all the forum noobs are bothering you to dump it and want AP fixes.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. you now have one million Zimbabwe dollars.
That might make a decent down payment on an economy class car.


I wish I had a horse.

 

[The Pi]

Granted, It is dead on arrival.

I wish I had another bottle of pepsi.

 

[BlackDave]

Granted but it tastes like Coke.

I wish my DSi was fixed

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Your DSi can no longer have children.


I wish I was taller.

 

[BlackDave]

Granted but everyone else will grow as much as you did.

I wish I could glide

 

[CannonFoddr]

Granted, but there's no wind around so you fall to your death

I wish I was good at drawing

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Granted, but then your art collection gets stolen.

I wish I had telekinesis.