Corrupt a wish!

[pokemongalaxy]

ps:No one plays yugioh anymore, I got like exodia and all the god cards, and I dont even care anymore.
Granted, but then you lose them

I wish I invented advanced virtual reality, like for fps ,rpg, and racing games...

 

[pinbi7]

granted, thing is the device only work on a coleco

enjoy that 'life like" green square

i wish for u to corrupt my wish

now!

 

[KDH]

Granted, your wish was accidentally saved in a file that was simultaneously having data from /dev/urandom piped to it and the data was corrupted. Here's a piece of candy for your troubles.

I wish the world was like a giant *nix OS so I could send people I don't like to /dev/null.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Not granted. I dont understand your wish, so you get this bomb in gift wrap instead.

I wish I had the power to properly convey what I mean in serious threads.

 

[KDH]

Granted, but you're restricted to posting in the Testing Area of GBAtemp... AND NOWHERE ELSE.

I wish I was the cleverest person ever.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You are now ostracized from society because your cleverness.

I wish that I could go to a YuGiOh tournament.

 

[Minox]

Granted, but you can't leave it after it ends and you end up starving to death.

I wish this night would last a couple of hours longer.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Granted. Your night lasts a few hours more, making you late to absolutely everything tomorrow, as nobody else's night was altered.

I wish I had a data port in the back of my skull

 

[shaunj66]

Granted but it's used to project a permanent image of Goatse into your retinas.

I wish I had a full English roast dinner for lunch with all the trimmings, that isn't poisoned, nor do I choke or die from eating it.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but its hella salty.

i wish the next person has a nice day.

 

[8BitWalugi]

Granted, Your roast dinner comes back alive afer you've eaten it and eats you from the inside. You die slowly.

I wish i had infinite memory on my micro sd and my R4 could support the memory capacity

 

[KDH]

Granted. You corrupted the wish yourself, your microSD now functions as memory (RAM). Too bad no computer can use a microSD in place of RAM, because infinite RAM would actually be quite useful.


I wish time would cease to exist. Starting now.

 

[gizmo_gal]

It was granted back when time existed, but the effect stopped when Time went away, so...yeah, you're jsut sort of out there confused about whether or not you got what you wished for.

I wish I could find some serious motivation to write.

 

[GameSoul]

Granted. But you write about something no one cares about and terorists bomb your house.

I wish I had one million dollars for every wish corruption that happened, is happening and is going to happen.

 

[jan777]

granted but government takes up 99.99% of it as tax
then a family member needs the exact amount of what is left to you because they were in an accident

i wish i was the one who got the 99.99% tax

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But you injure me and I sue you and get everything.


I wish my knee would stop hurting so much.

 

[xJonny]

Granted only when you shoot yourself in the head.

I wish I could have a photographic memory.

 

[platypusrme427]

GRanted. Only you will be given a 1 byte card to store your memories in.

I wish I had golden teeth that I could eat *insert random deity here* with.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. They give you indigestion and you die and go to the bad place.

I wish I was master of all pseudosciences.

 

[eldaddio]

Granted, but you're maimed by transperambulated pseudo cosmic antimatter.

I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her