Corrupt a wish!

[pinbi7]

granted...gizmo_gal gets a 2nd fan but doesnt get fed after midnight

i wish blizzard would annouce diablo3 allready...oh wait they did

http://blizzard.com/diablo3

check it out!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted in advance of post, but it'll turn out to be vapourware.

I wish a MMORPG version of Elite would come out.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But it sucks, no one plays it and the company goes out of business from the expensive failure.

I wish I had 15 bucks and a trip back to the store.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. You get your fifteen bucks and trip as you make your way to the store, losing your cash in the process.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. You pass out and cant feel anything until you wake up twenty hours later, but you feel great once you do.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick--or rather, that I hadn't eaten so much junk today because now I do feel ill....

 

[pokemongalaxy]

granted, you dont feel so sick anymore, but then you eat more junk food...
I wish I could freeze time like timeshift or whatever it was called...?Edit 1: Oh yah as well as be able to restore time so everythings not so frozen

 

[jan777]

granted but you and you alone remain frozen

i wish for nothing

 

[pokemongalaxy]

granted, but then you got something...
I wish I was able to make this device that makes me anything I want in a millisecond, and will nevr become broken, or taken from me!!!MUHAHA! SUper mario rpg ds, here I come...

Edit 1: and Im able to use the device myself!!

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But the device also uses you. Cue mysterious music.

I wish I was in a better mood so I can write on my story again.

 

[KDH]

Granted, but you get so caught up in writing that you stay awake for the next 10 days writing it and its seven sequels.

I wish that I could temporally shift any form of energy at will and without restriction. ie: send/receive light/sound/wifi/electricity/etc. to/from the past and/or future.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But you get carried away with the use of this power and make a slip and get turned into 2 forms of energy and sucked back into a time paradox. You are never seen or heard from again....Nor do you exist anymore.

I wish I could live all my life in good mental and physical health.

 

[Masta_mind257]

Granted, but you die a day later

I wish I had a million boxes. YES BOXES. (So i can play the role of Solid Snake for fun.)

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted you meet a million boxers--during a Box-o-rama, punch out fest! They all pummel you to death before they realize whats happening.

I wish my ear infection would go away.

 

[Masta_mind257]

Granted but it comes back 2 mins later.

I wish I could meet T.M. Revolution

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. He dies just before you open your mouth to say one word, now all his fan envy and hate you for taking the last seconds of his/her (??) life.

I wish this thread was in the General Area forum, so that I could get post count credit for all my contributions

Yes, I'm feeling selfish/complainy today, deal with it.

 

[pokemongalaxy]

Granted, then a mod moves it back.
I wish I could do anything I want...

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But everyone wishes that so you are too busy avoiding the consequences of what happens when everyone does what they want to enjoy your self. Oh and your killed because someone else "wanted to" and for no other reason.

I wish the car would never run out of gas. EVER. and would always work perfectly so that we could go anywhere we wanted at anytime. No reason to worry about Gas Prices.

 

[pinbi7]

get a hair cut you damn hippy!

*wish not granted

*shakes fist @ hippy

i wish those hippy would get off my lawn and stop complaning about poluting cars gas prices

we all have to do our part for the good of humankind "$$$"

ya right!

get off my friken lawn!!!

edit:if the wish is corrupted into the hippys moving in to the house with me...well im waiting...with a shot gun

 

[KDH]

Granted, the hippies leave your lawn... but only because they just set your house on fire.

I wish my brain worked 20x faster than it does now.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But your senses are just normal so your brain works too much trying to make the rest of you fast and efficient and your body breaks, literally and you cant support yourself and feed through a tube. Enjoy life as a paraplegic.

I wish I had an album of the rarest and most powerful YuGiOh cards...