Corrupt a wish!

[KDH]

Granted... But you can never eat any of it.

I wish ZSNES 2.0 was ready for release.

 

[littlestevie]

granted but it tastes and smells like urine.

granted but its exactly like zsnes 1

i wish i could fly

 

[trelantana]

Granted, but it's so buggy you can't even boot it on any of your computers.

I wish that I could have hot, disease free... pancakes... with a hot blonde who's not an idiotic woman.

 

[shaunj66]

Granted but there are no complimentary peanuts on your flight from Australia to L.A.

Granted but the pancakes are so big and so god damned irresistible that you keep eating and eating until your unattractive and the woman leaves you.

I wish I could leave work whenever there was nothing to do

 

[Orc]

Granted but they are too hot that it melts your face... oh and it comes with a hot blonde too... who's an idiotic man btw.

Granted, but you leave via the sewage... filled with zombies... Rape Zombies...

I wish my bones grow out of my skin slowly tearing my flesh and making me bleed slowly while I watch Spongebob.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but spongebob is in french and you dont understand a word.

i wish i had the money to fly somewhere (and that my plane wont crash).

 

[littlestevie]

granted, but then there is no work to do and u dont get payed.
granted, the plane doesnt crash but you die from DVT

i wish i wasnt alergic to nuts so i could have those compimentary peanuts

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But you choke on your first peanut and discover, at the same time, that you're allergic to any kind of beverage. No one saves you. You die a painful death.

I wish I could tame a dragon. :3

 

[pinbi7]

I wish I could tame a dragon. :3

granted, dragon tames u,and make u perform tricks on the main strip to unsupecting tourist that gives u treats and pocket change

I wish for world peace/domination either one is fine

 

[Endogene]

I wish I could tame a dragon. :3

granted, dragon tames u,and make u perform tricks on the main strip to unsupecting tourist that gives u treats and pocket change

I wish for world peace/domination either one is fine

granted but now hippies are taking over
i wish a was a cloud

 

[pinbi7]

i wish a was a cloud

*Pinbi7 farts making a putrid cloud of gas

i wish for a 10 inches pianist

 

[gizmo_gal]

Uh...granted...but he's to short to reach the keys properly.

I wish the Most Replies thread would reach 3,000 replies before August comes.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but it takes a lot of tallent to make August co... nevermind. Just granted.

I wish... i wish... a fucket, i'm out of here in a minute, and i have a killer show i'm going to in about an hour and a half.... so yea.
NO WISH FROM ME!!! A-AHAAHAHAHAHAHA I BROUGHT THIS GAME TO A GRINDING HALT!!!

Now, i just wish i could find my keys....

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. You find them swimming in your toilet bowl. You then debate on whether or not to get it out.

I wish for a peace of mind.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but English isn't the Djinnis first language and he misunderstands and rips your brain out and shows it to you just before you die.

I wish it wasn't so.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Something pleasant happens.

I wish I could make a video game that was a bestseller and get really, really, rich.

 

[Monster On Strin]

granted but a guy mugs you
I wish I had enough money to fix my ds

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. But because of your cheapskate nature, you had your DS fixed at some second-rate suspicious looking store.

The next day...

I wish I could somehow strangle Minox for reposting my picture. >_>

 

[Deleted User]

Granted but your arms don't fit around his neck.

I wish I was a putty cat.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. You are now a putty. Enjoy your life as cement.

I wish for some inspiration.