Corrupt a wish!

[Neko]

Granted but now they spam pictures of you!

I wish I don't have to wish.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. You will be ignored now as you have no wish to contribute.

I wish I knew why I have to go back to school tomorrow. >_>

 

[gizmo_gal]

*gasp* WHHYYY??? Granted. Its to be congratulated for being wonderful little old you.

I wish I could just pass all my tests this summer without having to study.

 

[KDH]

Granted, but I sue you because that's my trademark special ability.

I wish my food intolerance's would go away.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but you now have no tolerance for any liquid with water in it...

I wish my wisdom teeth would just come in and be healthy so that I dont have to worry about getting them pulled...

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. They are so healthy in fact...that the dentist was quite delighted by the development and gave you candy. Which killed your teeth. D:

I wish I wouldn't get poked tomorrow when I go to school. D: (Well...it was my fault for poking her yesterday. :3 While her hands were full.)

 

[KDH]

Granted, instead you get kicked in the head everyday you go to school after tomorrow.

I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S. of my very own, and knew how to use it.

 

[Orc]

Granted, but in the process... you become the worst version of the Doctor and all the fans hate you. You also die of depression.

I wish my wish that I was forced by large hairy men to eat my own skin (which I have been forced to skin myself) while being sexually abused was granted and corrupted and people not be killjoys.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but its just a painted refrigerator box, but you can successfully travel through time and space... WITH YOUR IMAGINATION! Which you were able to do before the wish.... so its wasted. Nice!

Granted, but you get punched repeatedly in the genitals by pygmies for granting a wish before i had the chance.

I wish i had $10 more than the last time i wished for cash.

 

[Orc]

Granted, but its just a painted refrigerator box, but you can successfully travel through time and space... WITH YOUR IMAGINATION! Which you were able to do before the wish.... so its wasted. Nice!@@$%@$%@^@#^$%^#$^@#$&^&*%^*!!!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but its just a painted refrigerator box, but you can successfully travel through time and space... WITH YOUR IMAGINATION! Which you were able to do before the wish.... so its wasted. Nice!

Granted, but you get punched repeatedly in the genitals by pygmies for granting a wish before i had the chance.

I wish i had $10 more than the last time i wished for cash.

Granted, but it costs you 20 bucks for the wish so you end up worse off.

I wish I could go a day without realizing just how great I am.

 

[Orc]

Granted, but it costs you 20 bucks for the wish so you end up worse off.

I wish I could go a day without realizing just how great I am.

Granted, now you realize the truth... and it hurts.

I wish I had no teeth.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but because of no teeth, the body regrows hair in their place.

I wish i could stop punching this baby that i'm currently punching!

 

[littlestevie]

granted, but you realise its dead and that u are wanted for murder


i wish the food was cooked im hungry

 

[KDH]

Granted, but you know that candlelight is fire, so the meal was cooked along time ago and is now stale. (so sayeth Dr. Daniel Jackson)

I wish I could breath fire.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but you are not immune to it and everytime you breath fire your tongue gets burned.

i wish i had a little fridge.

 

[Orc]

Granted, but a few people thought it was the restroom and now it is filled with pee, poop and deformed bodies of those people.

I wish to eat my own eyes.

 

[littlestevie]

granted but it heats everything instead of cooling it
Granted, but when u eat them a new set grow back that cant be eaten

i wish i had longer hair

 

[PBC]

Granted, but this longhair only grows in on your soulpatch (that dirty speck of hair under the lower lip) and it makes you look more ratlike then Johnny Depp in Pirates...

I wish I could beatbox and play the harmonica at the same time.

 

[trelantana]

Granted, but all of your friends hate you for having the skill. They spend months plotting your demise because of it, and then on that one fateful day they cut you up, stick half your remains in a garbage disposal, and make delicious chocolate shakes with the other half.

I wish I could secrete liquid candy from my skin. The good kind of liquid candy that comes in a toothpaste tube and could also pass off as a sort of lubrication for things. Things such as squeezing people out of drainpipes and the like.