Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Aww...I wont corrupt your wish, but wish you luck.

I wish that people who truly wish to improve any facet of their life, succeeds.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but now you are addicted to chewing gum.
edit: darn. too slow.

granted, but now there are only bored people because they dont have to fight to achieve all this.

i wish i was healthier.

 

[gizmo_gal]

See my above post and apply it to yourself.

I wish that my family wasn't so crazy.

 

[Mewgia]

granted, but the difference in craziness is so small that it is unnoticeable.

I wish my girlfriend's mom wasn't trying to keep us apart like she seems to be doing.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but now she also hits on you.

i wish i had holidays already.

 

[Minox]

Granted but your holday ends tomorrow

I wish that I hadn't eaten all that candy yesterday.

 

[sphere9]

granted, but shoddy workmen rebuild and everything collapses

i wish i could quit smoking

granted, but you die of lung cancer a day later.

 

[gizmo_gal]

granted, but shoddy workmen rebuild and everything collapses

i wish i could quit smoking

granted, but you die of lung cancer a day later.

You didn't make a wish...

I wish people would make wishes for me to corrupt...

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but the you've lost your witty nature of corruption. Now you corrupt all wishes with "Granted, but you die."

I wish this next corruption wouldn't involve death (cause now Giz can only corrupt with death. HAH)

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But you "expire" from the mortal world...your family drops your carcass in a hole and throws dirt clods until you vanish from their sight.

I wish WildWon hadn't jinxed me.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but now it was Toni Plutonij that jinxed you with the same problem.

I wish i could get a mod card for my PS2.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but you fumble the installation and ruin your PS2...and your wifes about to have a Kid so yu dont have money to waste on getting another PS2.

I with Toni Plutonij would come back...its awfully dark around here without his constant (dimmer than usual since I sprayed him) glow.

 

[bugboy181]

Granted, but he runs away again after seeing your face!

I wish my life was like an anime.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but you are on the business end of the Hentai Tentacle Rape.

I wish your mom were here right now.

 

[bugboy181]

Granted.

What, you wanted more? Its Bad enough as it is.

I wish i could fly....like superman kinda thing.

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but when the PCP wears off, you're just lying on the ground, at the base of the bridge, with a broken arm. Shucks.

I wish i could have a badass team of super soldiers under my control.

 

[bugboy181]

Granted, but they hate you and decide to kill off everything you know and love and need. This includes oxygen.

I wish that i could have whatever i wanted whenever i wanted it.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you became to spoiled so you suicided
i wish i made money to play ssbb

 

[bugboy181]

Granted, but you only make 1 cent a year. when you ask for a raise it goes to 2 cents every 2 years.

I wish that the sky was falling.

 

[Mewgia]

granted, but it falls at such a slow rate it will take 4.5 billion years for it to affect anything.


I wish more people would seed flac collections on public trackers so that it doesn't take a day to download less than 10% of it