Corrupt a wish!

[Narin]

Granted, but you are allowed to receive any.




I wish people clicked on the file in my sig. XD

Umm, I believe that counts as warez you know with the whole copyrighted movie thing which is against the forum rules.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted. Everyone who sees your sig will now unwillingly click on it and hate you for wasting thirty seconds of their lives.

I wish.

EDIT: Yeah...Narin is right. >_>

 

[gizmo_gal]

Grant? D.F., you didn't finish your wish, so instead I send the Curroption pixies to your home to ruin every facet of your life.

I wish, my kitchen would clean itself magically every other hour and make all the meals for me.

 

[xalphax]

granted but you get FAT&LAZY

i wish i had a new e-guitar.

 

[Neko]

granted but it's a childs e-guitar and it sounds like crap.

I wish I would be a ninja.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, you would be a ninja, but your a paraplegic and cant move.

I wish that I could travel into the future, find out which day my package arrives, get the package and come back to this day as if nothing had ever happened.

 

[Leamonde.Halcyon]

You discover that it gets lost in the mail and there are no refunds.

I wish my DS top screen was behaving better.

 

[GameSoul]

Granted, but your DS can no longer read Roms/Games.


I wish I had a Lime Green DS with a CycloDS and 8GB SD Card

 

[xalphax]

granted, but school gets really difficult so you have no time to play it anymore and your siblings play it all the time.

i wish money never had been invented.

 

[xcalibur]

granted but now we're all still stuck in the cave times

I wish i could have my PSP now

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but it turns out to be Paint Shop Pro.

I wish I had Jedi powers.

 

[Sephi]

granted, but you kill yourself while attempting to use force lightning the first time

I wish the cheat codes for summon night twin age weren't glitchy

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. The codes are now twitchy--and you itch. Constantly.


I wish I had perfect health, had 50 million dollars and was guaranteed 30 more years of life and steady financial income, that way I could get around to some stuff I really care about.

 

[Sephi]

granted, but you are trapped in a weird alternate dimension without your family and friends

I wish I had a 32GB flashdrive

 

[Leamonde.Halcyon]

Granted but it has no way to hook up to anything.

I wish my allergies would go away *sniffle*

 

[Narin]

Granted, but you are now without a nose.

I wish moogles ruled the planet

 

[Sephi]

granted, but an invasion of humans from earth 2 wipe them out the next day

I wish Narin would stop making wishes about moogles

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted! They now rule the Planet

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I wish I knew the secret behind Narin's cool signature.

EDIT: Argh! >_> Granted...he no longer makes wishes in general.

 

[Sephi]

granted, "He is using a PHP script, it has something to do with rotate". but now your head explodes

I wish I had vast c++ knowledge

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but C++ is now obsolete. I mean to an extreme degree. Anyone who's someone in the programming world is using ASIYA CODE

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I wish my sister would stop singing aloud when she's wearing headphones. Regardless of the fact that she's a fairly good at it, it gets as annoying as being locked in a bubble with a hundred flies