Corrupt a wish!

[juicy_mokro]

Granted but its illigal so your screwd the whole summer in prison
i wish i knew what a phone tapper is

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but just knowing that information is illegal unless you're a government approved body so you too go to jail...

I wish I could be frozen and woken up when being a chav is outlawed...

 

[Mewgia]

granted but your brain has been altered in the freezing and you are now a chav

 

[Endogene]

Granted but someone continued it afterwards

I wish i were a boat

 

[DarkAura]

Granted, but you hit an iceberg and sink as musicians play a tune.

I wish I had more mudkips.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. But Pikachu chose you, so he kills your mudkips and enslaves you by zapping you for all unwanted behavior.

I wish I could get a dog.

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Wish granted. The dog is rabid so it bit you and now you have a disease.

I wish my sister didn't have her dogs.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted. Your sister turns into a boy--now you have a brother who keeps cats.

I wish I could also have a Ferret.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Granted, but you beat me to the punch so I have nothing witty to say... so I take the ferrets back...

I wish I had all the Troma movies on DVD...

 

[gizmo_gal]

Banned for wanting Troma movies on DVD


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I wish my brain could keep up with my fingers when I'm on the internet.

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Granted. Now your brain moves too fast for your fingers to keep up.

I wish I had a 4GB MicroSDHC card.

 

[xalphax]

granted, but it only formats to 1gb because it was a fake ^^

i wish i could understand and speak all the languages of the world

 

[Rock Raiyu]

Granted, but you can't pronounce words correctly so no one understands you. Tough break.

I wish everything I wished for was a lie.

 

[DarkAura]

Granted. You wished for a cake.

I wish I have a gf.

 

[jan777]

granted shell be the best you ever dreamed off but youll only last an hour or so then shell come running to me

i wish i had a GH3 copy for my wii

 

[Jundeezy]

Granted, but you have no guitar's to play it with.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

[jan777]

Granted, but you have no guitar's to play it with.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

ha! i can play with the wiimote

granted but i get to use them

i wish this is the last post

 

[Jundeezy]

Granted, but Jundeezy comes and ruins it all by posting another

I wish I could find a pencil so I could do my homework.

 

[papyrus]

Granted. But you can't answer it because its so difficult.

I wish i own the Earth.

 

[Jundeezy]

Granted but it becomes a barren wasteland because of everyone moving to mars and jupiter. (dont ask how they live)

I wish I was a master piano player.