Corrupt a wish!

[Mangofett]

Granted, but they become even more strict than before.

I wish I had a death note.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but since I don't know the anime, you get a note from the dead instead.

I wish I had fangs.

 

[ssbmar]

granted, but their bigger than your head

i wish everyone else but me got what they've always wanted

 

[Tomagado]

Granted, You are now dead.

I wish i had a stapler which couldn't provoque any accidents and neither could I.

 

[ssbmar]

granted, but now everyone else has accidents
I wish gbatemp was everyones homepage

 

[Tomagado]

Granted, but now people are starting to sue Gbatemp and it closes down.

I wish WoW was free.

 

[Salamantis]

Granted, but they bankrupted and closed down.

I wish for peace on earth.

 

[jaxxster]

granted but then everyone bans anything remotly fun.

I wish i had a million pounds

 

[Tomagado]

Granted, now your scale says Error!

I wish I could live in a city that doesn't exist.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but then you no longer exist so we no longer notice you and your wish is now void.

I wish for something.

 

[Tomagado]

Granted, Something happens.

I wish i would stop corrupting wishes

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted but you're no longer allowed to post in this thread. Because.

I wish something really does happen.

 

[xcalibur]

Granted, Terrorists blow up your home and delete your internets.

I wish I could get an A in my exams without having to take them

 

[Tomagado]

Granted, but now failing is actually good.

I wish for the Habs to win the Stanley Cup.

 

[ScuberSteve]

Granted, but the Stanley Cup has become useless in the eyes of hockey fans all over North America.
I wish Tomagado would post outside of testing.

 

[ojsinnerz.]

Granted, but the Stanley Cup has become useless in the eyes of hockey fans all over North America.
I wish Tomagado would post outside of testing.

Granted, but he keeps spamming, and gets banned.

I wish I had a Ultimate ear fi.10.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but it was broken
i wish i had a new car

 

[The Worst]

I wish for the Habs to win the Stanley Cup.

Not Granted!

 

[Sephi]

epic fail ^

I wish I had a PSP

 

[Salamantis]

Granted, but you dropped it right after and it breaks, and you forgot to purchase in-store warranty.

I wish I had more RAM.