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Granted but it has extremely horrible battery life.

I wish i invented something that would be like "the new microsoft"

EDIT: Crap to late.

Granted but she looses her voice the day of the competition.

I wish i invented something that would be like "the new microsoft"
 

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Granted, you invent something that no one sane wants to use, and crashes all the time. Yet still remains more appealing than its alternative. And then eventually you are "bought out" by microsoft

I wish I didn't look like Jade IRL.
 

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My my, granted, however, im not sure you would want them now
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I wish for canned unicorn
 
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