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Granted, but the next president afterwards is worse than the current one.

I wish I didn't have to rely on money for everything yet me and my future familly still live a happy life
Granted, but everyone is now happier than you and your family and you're very sad in comparison.

I wish DRAGONBALLVINTAGE would shut the fuck up about PokeAcer
 

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Granted, but everyone is now happier than you and your family and you're very sad in comparison.

I wish DRAGONBALLVINTAGE would shut the fuck up about PokeAcer
wish granted, unfortunately he returns to talking about chris benoit

I wish I can slow down or speed up my perception of time on controlled comand
 

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wish granted, unfortunately he returns to talking about chris benoit

I wish I can slow down or speed up my perception of time on controlled comand
Granted but you'll also move faster or slower so it wouldn't be very useful

I wish I had an infinite supply of Takis .
 

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Granted but you'll also move faster or slower so it wouldn't be very useful

I wish I had an infinite supply of Takis .
granted but they expire quickly and it would be harder to get rid since they are infinite.

I wish I had more time to focus on videogames while I still am able to focus on my everyday life and school.
 

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Granted, however the ingredients in those are bad for you if a lot are eaten so I don't need to corrupt this wish.

I wish you can beat SM64 in 0x A presses
granted, it is possible for you to do it but it will take 10 years of time for you to be able to achieve it. And you will just get an in game trophy mention as a reward.

I wish I had more time to focus on videogames while I still am able to focus on my everyday life and school.
 

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granted, it is possible for you to do it but it will take 10 years of time for you to be able to achieve it. And you will just get an in game trophy mention as a reward.

I wish I had more time to focus on videogames while I still am able to focus on my everyday life and school.
Granted. Each day now lasts 48 hours, but you spend 18 of those hours at school

I wish I had a thing
 
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granted, the thing you get is emptyness itself

I wish Lucy Heartfilia become my girlfriend :)
Granted, lucy become your girlfriend but she also has real emotions, feelings, desires, hatred, etc as any real life person and may dump you if she finds you undesirable for herself.

I wish I can always afford anything I ever need or want with no negative reprecations for the money or objects I have while still having a happy family.
 

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Granted, lucy become your girlfriend but she also has real emotions, feelings, desires, hatred, etc as any real life person and may dump you if she finds you undesirable for herself.

I wish I can always afford anything I ever need or want with no negative reprecations for the money or objects I have while still having a happy family.
Granted, but you die instantly therefore eliminating your needs and desires. Your family is happy.

I wish there was world peace.
 

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Granted, but you die instantly therefore eliminating your needs and desires. Your family is happy.

I wish there was world peace.
granted, but war with other world arrives

I wish I could watch last episode of the walking dead before others
 

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Granted But every time it barks it blowws something up

I wish SEGA made a great console everyone loved
granted, but its building cost is sooo high that only millionaries can afford it

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I wish Fairy Tail hadnt ended yet
 

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