Gaming convetr pc games to ds format

[MirageStrike]

Psh converting to .NDS files is so last year... I already have PS3 and X360 emulators on my DS

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[Pimpmynintendo]

u guys just got trolled

@ op: right click on any file, and press this:

Don't forget you can make a shortcut of the game exe change the extension to nds and run it from your PC on the DS.

 

[da_head]

OMG you has helped me so much. I have now converted my cod4 and playing it on my ds. I think the touch screen is better than mouse. This so awesome thank thank you som uch. OMGOMG this is the best day of me life so awesome. Me so happy to no longer take my comp and monitor outside carry it in my back and play it portably.
np, always glad to help out a fellow tro- gbatemper

QUOTE(Pizzaroo @ Nov 4 2008, 10:15 PM) dat no work is make file go away. pls help how i get file bak?

google XXX, and visit every site u can find.

@ MOD: k guys u no wat to do

ship her over!

 

[trowa190]

Which button to convert it?i cant see it -.-

 

[Maybe]

Omg forget warcraft I renamed firefox.exe to firefox.nds and now I have firefox on my ds OMGOGMOGMZG

full speed and everything

 

[ENDscape]

@ MOD: k guys u no wat to do

ship her over!

Sucks that eof has its own tab...i doubt if its sent there people will read this.

 

[Chaaru]

I just got Counter Strike: Source working. It took about 8 mins to convert the .exe along with all of the necessary game files.

It plays pretty good. Averaging at about 50-55 FPS. (quality set to medium)

I'm gonna see if I can get online play to work.


EDIT: I got it working! I can't notice any lag either!

 

[kjean]

april fools day already?

 

[BakuFunn]

here is how you Convetr pc games to ds format.
First you have to go to work (or school) and download a file named XXXPORNGAYLESBIANORGASM.zip (Search google, i cant link to it.) If you workplace or school does not have computers, then just draw one on a piece of paper. If you do not have a piece of paper, draw it out of your blood on the street. To do that, search "how to be Emo" into your preferred search engine with your blood computer. Then unzip the file using the zipper on it. Unpack the contents, and you will find various movies or pictures. Run the movie, then walk away while pulling down your pants. Slap the five nearest co-worker or student while screaming "Peanut butta jelly time" Then, run home (take your pants fully off, it is hard to run with your pants down) and run a GBA rom on your r4. The name of the rom has to end in z, such as babiez, or horsez. Click out the r4 when you continue your save file, so it freezes and shows Chuck Norris. Now go online and search google into google, click the 13th page, search google again, then run your game you want to convetr. Now take the DS, slam it against your computer screen. Put the Micro SD into the computer screen. It should show up on your desk(top) somewhere. Find the bugger and put it back into the flash cart. Now eject the CD of the game (Assuming it has a CD) and perform the Japanese Ritual sacrifice on it. Now say, in Klingon, Hata'k R'uko'vo Esp'der'gan'gker. Don't worry, you are almost done. Follow da_head's instructions to begin the convetring sequence. It you cannot see the screen, buy a new one. When the convetring is done, drag the .nds file out of your computer. Put it on top of your DS, then go back to your workplace/school the next day. If you do not see a .nds file, it ok. just write the name of the game with underscores instead of spaces on a post-it, and have a .nds at the end. There is the .nds file! DO NOT TOUCH the DS or the .nds file, or you have to start again. If your room mates/family even as much as glances at the DS or .nds file, murder them on the spot with the shards of your computer screen. Don't worry, this is just to prevent them from saying this method does not work. They might also try to clean up. We wouldn't want that, would we? Now go to sleep on the street for the next day. On the next day, go to work or school as usual. If it is weekend, it does not matter, it will work anyways. Go there then break in through the back window. If there is no back window, make one. I recommend those nuclear bombs everyone is talking about these days. Now go to the computer again and have sex with it. Just make up your own way. After that is done, go back home through the back window (or hole.) Start up your DSi and select the game you put on there. Just lick it and it should start up.

Here are some fixes for some games.
GTA: Paint the screen black before you start it up or else the screen will go black.
Portal: Skip the tutorial, because it freezes and yells at you for not having steam, but bitches don't know about your steam.
StarCraft: You can't really play against or with the protoss, as you keep needing additional pylons.
Watch, its really wierd Watch what happens
Cod4-When you assassinate the hidden hitler on stage 4, you will unlock Cod5. This is only in the DS version you convetred. You must do this or else it will not work pass level 99.
Crysis- set all graphics to high, highest resolution, highest textures, etc.
World of Warcraft- You make a nice guild, and then invite the players over to your home. Then you bloodily kill them, again, with the shards of your screen. You will have 20 days to do this, or else you can never get more than 500 gold.
Command and Conquer (all games)- Piss on your console to fix the blue screen of death that comes during start-up.
Angels Online (NEW FIX!)-capture a real angel, make it cast a spell on your DS, any spell will do. Then make it cry by releasing that tentacle rape monster you have in your closet. Now collect the tears and drop them into the microphone of your DSi. It should work now.

Any other game not on this list, pick up that tentacle rape monster by the cup and smack your DS several times with it. This is a general fix, and if you request a fix to the game company nicely (use the template below) they will help you.

Template:

Dear fucking [insert game company name here],
omg wtf ur fucking gme [insert game name here] dosnt wrk on MY dS. OMGGGGGG mak3 it w0rk!!!!!!111!!!one!!11 plzzzzzzzzz
i want it 2 wrk!!!!
omg u fukin gay [insert game company name here] y u mad StuPID it no wrk??/??!?
u gay i want my MONE)Y Ba.c
shsionehtnhofjzbngiuenrt gioasng

If you do not have a DSi , then kill yourself.
You do not deserve to live, let alone be logged into GBAtemp.

Disclaimer- This post is a joke, if you think this was real, you sir, are an idiot. Please dispose of yourself in the nearest trash receptacle. Please, if possible, dispose of in fire.

Claimer-This post is real. If you thought this post was a joke, you are clearly delusional. Read the latest Nora Roberts novel and come back, with your palms sweaty. You should now understand fully.

EDIT: Then shut the fuck up and follow the directions.

 

[NintenCraig]

dammit, man! i just played quake on my ds, it's good! looks like metriod prime hunter!

 

[Chaaru]

Yeah, be careful though, cause if you do it wrong you can brick your Wii.

 

[ENDscape]

Yeah, be careful though, cause if you do it wrong you can brick your Wii.

Hey me inserted the .exe pc game file to my ds and now my ps3 is no working anymore. Any one want help me with my brick?


















But seriously you cant convert pc to ds.

 

[JPH]

The guy gets the message - you cannot convert nor emulator PC games on the Nintendo DS.

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