convert to islam thread

[x65943]

Just repeat the following, and 72 gbatempers will greet you when you die

 

[CoolMe]

"I testify that there is no god" thanks, but i kinda figured that on my own

 

[TheBlazingDiamond]

Don't you mean revert? Heheheh

 

[x65943]

Don't you mean revert? Heheheh

That would imply we were already Muslim?

In which case I suppose GBA tempers already await you in paradise

 

[x65943]

FYI I am learning you can get a Muslim certificate if you learn this properly

 

[SAIYAN48]

nope

 

[x65943]

nope

Those who do not convert must spend eternity on resetera

 

[CoolMe]

WHAT GAME IS THIS......

The game of life..

 

[CoolMe]

GD FAN

In this whole wide forum, you're the 2nd person who knows about them.. The first being @AncientBoi

 

[JuanMena]

So, the massive killing of children in murica is all a plan from god to receive muslims when they blow up?

Now everything makes sense

 

[x65943]

So, the massive killing of children in murica is all a plan from god to receive muslims when they blow up?

Now everything makes sense

The overall mortality rate is actually higher in Mexico

 

[JuanMena]

The overall mortality rate is actually higher in Mexico

Happens when people lives to be old.

 

[CoolMe]

Happens when people lives to be old.

Yea, everybody dies eventually so exactly what's your point?

 

[JuanMena]

Yea, everybody dies eventually so exactly what's your point?

There's a difference between going out after 70 than going out after recess.
But I guess the Muslim rate needs desperately their 72 virgins.

 

[CoolMe]

There's a difference between going out after 70 than going out after recess.
But I guess the Muslim rate needs desperately their 72 virgins.

Many people everyday wish to die/kill themselves and preferably someone else doing it to/for them.. so again what's your point?

 

[JuanMena]

Many people everyday wish to die/kill themselves and preferably someone else doing it to/for them.. so again what's your point?

The problem is that when USA sends their children to Muslims, they're not sending their best for they were probably from southern states.

USA is morally obligated to send more at a younger age

 

[CoolMe]

The problem is that when USA sends their children to Muslims, they're not sending their best for they were probably from southern states.

USA is morally obligated to send more at a younger age

hwat

 

[emigre]

72 gbatempers will greet you when you die

That's the best reason against.

I met one tempter in real life, he was a fucking weirdo. Don't want to imagine 72 in the afterlife.

 

[JuanMena]

hwat

All I'm saying is, please, murican fathers, leave the defloration for Muslims at heaven

You're saying Muslims died like real patriots for nothing?

Imagine blowing up and finding the 72 virgins at heaven aren't that virgin.

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Learn from Murican women! They're sending their best virgins they can produce... well... half-produce.

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At least they're sending true virgins!

 

[x65943]

There's a difference between going out after 70 than going out after recess.
But I guess the Muslim rate needs desperately their 72 virgins.

The mortality rate is higher in under 5 in Mexico than US