Cnet is the greatest of all time!

[Westside]

After being abducted by CNET mods and being put into a torture chamber and tortured for about 10 hours, I realized something: CNET is the greatest invention of all time. They hung me upside down with my wenis stapled to the wall and taught me that CNET is the greatest thing that happened to mankind. Although I am going through extreme pain right now and that the only emotion can describe my current state of mind is: :'D , I am happy that I finally became friends with CNET staffs. They taught me that communism is an outstanding thing and that free speech and free will is evil. Thank you for opening my mind, I am really happy. :'D They jammed 5 cocks into my eyes, and splashed 2 liters martinis into it. They twisted my westciles and plugged a cockpenis into my left anal cavity. I was a bad boy, but I learned my lesson now. :'D

 

[Jhongerkong]

Cnet sucks

 

[bobrules]

cnet sucks i kn ow this is a joke.

 

[Westside]

Spoiler

*shh.. you guys are gonna get tortured*

Why, nothing at all my friends, CNET is the absolute best thing ever!!! :'D

 

[science]

CnEt RuLeS iM sO hApPy!

 

[Westside]

CnEt RuLeS iM sO hApPy!

I know, GBAtemp is so much better now after the takeover! :'D

 

[abaddon41_80]

Yeah CNET!

 

[j5c077]

rofl

cnet ftl

 

[Salamantis]

cnet sucALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

 

[VVoltz]

Westside sucALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCLAYMOORE

 

[scubersteve]

ScuberSteve is a douALL GLORY TO THE MIGHTY HYPNOCLAYMOORE

 

[TheWingless]

They taught me that communism is an outstanding thing and that free speech and free will is evil.

Communism rulez!

 

[Dylan]

BURN CNET. BURN.

 

[sonic209]

CnEt RuLeS iM sO hApPy!

I know, GBAtemp is so much better now after the takeover! :'D

So now there brainwashing people too,GOD DAMN YOU CNET!!!

 

[scubersteve]

Lol, CNet wishes they could brainwas a strong-willed intellectual, someone like m-I

 

[Rayder]

All your personal info are belong to CNET!

 

[Law]

All your personal info are belong to CNET!

C|NET have no personal info.

Look for yourself, their profiles are full of inconsitancies and contradictions.

 

[CNET_Peter]

Not funny.