Cnet is the greatest of all time!

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  1. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    After being abducted by CNET mods and being put into a torture chamber and tortured for about 10 hours, I realized something: CNET is the greatest invention of all time. They hung me upside down with my wenis stapled to the wall and taught me that CNET is the greatest thing that happened to mankind. Although I am going through extreme pain right now and that the only emotion can describe my current state of mind is: :'D , I am happy that I finally became friends with CNET staffs. They taught me that communism is an outstanding thing and that free speech and free will is evil. Thank you for opening my mind, I am really happy. :'D They jammed 5 cocks into my eyes, and splashed 2 liters martinis into it. They twisted my westciles and plugged a cockpenis into my left anal cavity. I was a bad boy, but I learned my lesson now. :'D
     
  2. Jhongerkong

    Jhongerkong GBAtemp Fan

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    Cnet sucks
     
  3. bobrules

    bobrules GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    cnet sucks i kn ow this is a joke.
     
  4. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Why, nothing at all my friends, CNET is the absolute best thing ever!!! :'D
     
  5. science

    science science rules

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    CnEt RuLeS iM sO hApPy!
     
  6. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    I know, GBAtemp is so much better now after the takeover! :'D
     
  7. abaddon41_80

    abaddon41_80 GBAtemp Regular

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    Yeah CNET! [​IMG]
     
  8. j5c077

    j5c077 dood

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    rofl

    cnet ftl
     
  9. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    cnet sucALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
     
  10. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Westside sucALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCLAYMOORE
     
  11. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    ScuberSteve is a douALL GLORY TO THE MIGHTY HYPNOCLAYMOORE
     
  12. TheWingless

    TheWingless Wafuu~

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    Communism rulez!
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Dylan

    Dylan 100 MILES AND RUNNIN'

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    BURN CNET. BURN.
     
  14. sonic209

    sonic209 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    So now there brainwashing people too,GOD DAMN YOU CNET!!!
     
  15. scubersteve

    scubersteve Newbie

    Lol, CNet wishes they could brainwas a strong-willed intellectual, someone like m-I
     
  16. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    All your personal info are belong to CNET!
     
  17. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    C|NET have no personal info.

    Look for yourself, their profiles are full of inconsitancies and contradictions.
     
  18. CNET_Peter

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    Not funny.
     
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