1 GHz, 512 MB, 4GB, USB, microUSB, OTG, Bluetooth, WiFi, for $9. On the other hand, only a composite out. A VGA out adapter will be an extra $10, and an HDMI adapter $15 (or was it the other way around? I forget). On the other other hand, $49 will get you a complete portable computer thingy with the CHIP included. On the other other other hand, I'm running out of hands. Thoughts?