I'm afraid he may defy thy Lords wishes....
Challenge: Make a Post not even Scott Pilgrim will Like
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He has no choice. SCOTT IS THE FUTURE POLLY POCKET
Scott makes polls and everyone will give him hate
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@Scott_pilgrim My father was a drinker and a fiend and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says “WHY SO SERIOUS!?”. He comes at me with the knife “why so serious!?” Sticks the blade in my mouth "lets put a smile on that face!" aaaand….. why sooooo serrrious?
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@Scott_pilgrim You know, you remind me of my father. I HATED my father! Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you *are* beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this......to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
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My wife was your mother.
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@Scott_pilgrim You know, you remind me of my father. I HATED my father! Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you *are* beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this......to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
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My wife was your mother.
non binaries are not valid, and ultrasupra's statements are always right
(i might get warned this sorry)
(i might get warned this sorry)
FUCK. well i know that homophobia aint going to work
This is why Scott dates Knives Chow
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God dammit, that was years ago, can everyone stop fucking reminding of that
<The same bigoted nonsense I wrote in the ill-fated "Try to Offend Me" thread, before my message got deleted by a mod>
Winner winner,
wait, didn't @Scott_pilgrim confess that he's never seen the movie or was that just for April fools?
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it was for april fools
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this is genuiely one of the worst articles i read, i stopped reading the moment he insulted micheal cera because i knew it was bullshit
https://www.ericjuneaubooks.com/2020/09/i-hate-the-scott-pilgrim-movie-and-you-should-too/
this is genuiely one of the worst articles i read, i stopped reading the moment he insulted micheal cera because i knew it was bullshit
Then why did you like it?
this is genuiely one of the worst articles i read, i stopped reading the moment he insulted micheal cera because i knew it was bullshit
Then why did you like it?
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