"Canada, Leaf Yeah!"

[MPRTwice]

"Canada, Leaf Yeah!

[Intro]
Canada... can—cough—ada...
Canada... leaf yeah!

[Chorus]
Canada, leaf yeah!
Comin' again to save the maple-flavored day, yeah!
United States, your unhinged crown is through,
Cause now you have to answer to:
Canada, leaf yeah!

[Verse 1]
So feel my forests burn and suck in my pollution!
Think your air is clear? We have a new solution!
It's the dream that we all share;
Nine hundred forest fires and blowing smoke everywhere!

[Chorus]
Canada, leaf yeah!
Comin' again to save the maple-flavored day, yeah!

[The Roll Call]
Forest fires!
(Leaf yeah!)
Evacuations!
(Leaf yeah!)
Downed phone lines!
(Leaf yeah!)
Maple syrup!
(...yeah... leaf yeah...)

Tim Hortons!
(Leaf yeah!)
Ice hockey!
(Leaf yeah!)
Justin Bieber!
(Leaf yeah!)
Poutine!
(Leaf yeah!)

Moose crossings!
(Leaf yeah!)
Politeness!
(Leaf yeah!)
Free healthcare!
(Leaf yeah!)
Firearms without arms!
(...yeah... leaf yeah...)

[Outro]
Canada... leaf yeah!"

 

[MPRTwice]

Context: "it was a very violent day, and the canadian forest fires have caused many here to have adrenaline rushes, and since most around here are already maximum security former inmates and extreme socipaths that despsie me..."

 

[K3Nv4]

@VinsCool stop being violent I want an apology.