Me and my girlfriend went to a Halloween party last night. As she was driving home at 3:00 in the morning (about this time I had .2 alcohol content level says my breathalizer) we gave into our promiscuous urges and pulled over in a random school parking lot to do something in the back seat. So 30 minutes later we hear knocking in the window and a flashlight being pointed at us (the windows were all fogged). It was a cop and me and my girlfriend were freaking out, I put on my pants, she couldn't figure out how.
So the cop instructs her to get out the vehicle, I look outside the door and say, "Officer, this might be a little embarrassing, but she doesn't have any pants on." So he laughed and told me to get out of the car. That's when he realized there was "trash" on the ground and I sheepishly picked it up and walked to the front of the car (keep in mind I'm trying to hide the fact that I am super drunk). He asks my girlfriend a number of questions like how old she was, what she was doing, basically questions to determine if she was a prostitute (as if, my hookers are free). He then says I can get back in the car and when he turned off his headlights and there were 4 cop cars behind him LMAO.
So I went to her house, blew a .18 in the breathalyzer when I got home 2 hours later almost 5:30 in the morning (I know I drove a few blocks intoxicated, wanna fight about it?
) and passed the crap out. I woke up the next morning, with blood all over my hand, my legs all cut up and my back all cut up. So I texted my girlfriend and asked what happened, we found out that she had little pieces of broken glass in the back of her car.
I'm 21, I look 15, she looks 15, she is 21. Moral of the story, when you are wasted and can get busted for public intoxication, distract the officers with other activity and play the innocent 15 year old look to make it seem like we are teenagers who are out of the house to escape parents or something.
Moral of the story 2. Happy Halloween!!!
So the cop instructs her to get out the vehicle, I look outside the door and say, "Officer, this might be a little embarrassing, but she doesn't have any pants on." So he laughed and told me to get out of the car. That's when he realized there was "trash" on the ground and I sheepishly picked it up and walked to the front of the car (keep in mind I'm trying to hide the fact that I am super drunk). He asks my girlfriend a number of questions like how old she was, what she was doing, basically questions to determine if she was a prostitute (as if, my hookers are free). He then says I can get back in the car and when he turned off his headlights and there were 4 cop cars behind him LMAO.
So I went to her house, blew a .18 in the breathalyzer when I got home 2 hours later almost 5:30 in the morning (I know I drove a few blocks intoxicated, wanna fight about it?
I'm 21, I look 15, she looks 15, she is 21. Moral of the story, when you are wasted and can get busted for public intoxication, distract the officers with other activity and play the innocent 15 year old look to make it seem like we are teenagers who are out of the house to escape parents or something.
Moral of the story 2. Happy Halloween!!!
R .
supposed to come make me dinner lol