Boy attacked by moose

[PBC]

A Norwegian news site is reporting that a young boy and his sister were attacked by a moose (same thing happened to my sister once), and the boy reportedly "taunted' the moose away from his sister, and then feigned death, causing the moose to lose aggro and leave. "Just like you learn in level 30 in World of Warcraft," the boy is reportedly quoted as saying.

Still, I'm glad the kid came out of it OK, and if WoW is to thank, all the better. Now if only he'd been able to control his DPS in the first place, he'd never have aggroed at all.

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[azotyp]

Stupid boy, I would cast a fireball

,I wonder if he someday will face a murderer and do that trick, will it work

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[Neko]

I've would went straight into berserker mode , slash him with "blood loss (I don't know how this is called in the english version of WoW) and finished him with my super crits.

I don't think this will work again for him , but nice work. ^^

 

[PBC]

Can you sheep a moose? =P

 

[Law]

Can you sheep a moose? =P


I wish I could Polymorph things in real life.

azotypStupid boy, I would cast a fireball

I would have casted Curse of Doom.

 

[Samutz]

Curse of Doom would take too long. You'd be dead before it hit.

Being a paladin, I would have just bubblehearthed.

:bblhrth:

 

[fischju]

Been talked about here, and I have the same stance.

It's not a good thing. He was being attacked by a fucking moose and still thinking about WoW. That = addiction.

 

[Salamantis]

I still think WoW is a waste of time.

 

[Extreme Coder]

Been talked about here, and I have the same stance.

It's not a good thing. He was being attacked by a fucking moose and still thinking about WoW. That = addiction.

And that, good sir, is the correct answer