Blender accident

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Dec 28, 2007

Blender accident by madmk at 12:09 AM (1,872 Views / 0 Likes) 20 replies

  1. madmk
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    Hey, I just caught my hand in a blender. Its kinda pretty mangled and mashed up, I don't know what to do though. I can see the bone. Ahh shit, my cat needs feeding....
     


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    I was waiting for this [​IMG]
     
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    Seriously....this is just too fucked up...I am HIGHLY offended. You think it is funny to joke about blenders chopping off hands however did you take my feelings into consideration? A month ago my hand was chopped off for REAL in a blender and my life has never been the same...I went from typing 50 wpm to tying 5 words per minute..."me time" has become a bitch...i can only play DS games that offer stylus use only...brain age, canvas curse...but go and make jokes about my fucking disability...you sir sicken me and I will not take part in this thread!
     
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    Rub it with salt and cayenne pepper to keep it from getting infected and it should be fine.
     
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    I also suggest dipping the entire thing into pure alcohol as salt may not be enough to keep it truly disinfected.
     
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    This looks like a /b/ thread! [​IMG]
     
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    there was a PS2 advertisement in a magazine that a brain was inside a blender and buttons of the blender was PS2's X,O,etc buttons.

    Would love to see that again and matches the topic.
     
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    It really isnt funny you know, when I was 8 I got my finger stuck in a blender. It was horrible
     
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    Lesson here, keep body parts out of blender = happiness.

    ~Fitzy~
     
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    Fail smoke, don't breathe this!
     
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    cant find it via google, anyone has it?
     
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    And the question we're all here today to answer is...Will he blend?!?!
     
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    Better set it to the walker texas ranger setting
     
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    your dumb as hell
     
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    A+++++++ COMMENT WILL READ AGAIN
     
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    my hand isint blended.
    am i doin it right?
     
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    Try to look on the bright side, make lemonade from lemons as it were. Or maybe in this case add some ice cream and milk for a hand shake. Get it? "hand shake" [​IMG] Oh boy, I'm just too funny, just like this thread.
     

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