Blender accident

[madmk]

Hey, I just caught my hand in a blender. Its kinda pretty mangled and mashed up, I don't know what to do though. I can see the bone. Ahh shit, my cat needs feeding....

 

[raulpica]

I was waiting for this

 

[WeaponXxX]

Seriously....this is just too fucked up...I am HIGHLY offended. You think it is funny to joke about blenders chopping off hands however did you take my feelings into consideration? A month ago my hand was chopped off for REAL in a blender and my life has never been the same...I went from typing 50 wpm to tying 5 words per minute..."me time" has become a bitch...i can only play DS games that offer stylus use only...brain age, canvas curse...but go and make jokes about my fucking disability...you sir sicken me and I will not take part in this thread!

 

[Destructobot]

Rub it with salt and cayenne pepper to keep it from getting infected and it should be fine.

 

[Mangofett]

Rub it with salt and cayenne pepper to keep it from getting infected and it should be fine.

I also suggest dipping the entire thing into pure alcohol as salt may not be enough to keep it truly disinfected.

 

[MaHe]

This looks like a /b/ thread!

 

[JKR Firefox]

Seriously....this is just too fucked up...I am HIGHLY offended. You think it is funny to joke about blenders chopping off hands however did you take my feelings into consideration? A month ago my hand was chopped off for REAL in a blender and my life has never been the same...I went from typing 50 wpm to tying 5 words per minute..."me time" has become a bitch...i can only play DS games that offer stylus use only...brain age, canvas curse...but go and make jokes about my fucking disability...you sir sicken me and I will not take part in this thread!

By responding to this thread you have become a part of his plans. If you respond again, he will own you forever.

~Fitzy~

 

[arctic_flame]

O HI

 

[test84]

there was a PS2 advertisement in a magazine that a brain was inside a blender and buttons of the blender was PS2's X,O,etc buttons.

Would love to see that again and matches the topic.

 

[xcalibur]

It really isnt funny you know, when I was 8 I got my finger stuck in a blender. It was horrible

 

[JKR Firefox]

Lesson here, keep body parts out of blender = happiness.

~Fitzy~

 

[Jax]

Fail smoke, don't breathe this!

 

[test84]

Lesson here, keep body parts out of blender = happiness.

~Fitzy~

no, Keep your whole body away:
http://www.inflatablemarketplace.com/sa/up....25.Blender.JPG

 

[test84]

there was a PS2 advertisement in a magazine that a brain was inside a blender and buttons of the blender was PS2's X,O,etc buttons.

Would love to see that again and matches the topic.

cant find it via google, anyone has it?

 

[Mewgia]

Lesson here, keep body parts out of blender = happiness.

~Fitzy~


no, Keep your whole body away:
http://www.inflatablemarketplace.com/sa/up....25.Blender.JPG

And the question we're all here today to answer is...Will he blend?!?!

 

[notnarb]

Lesson here, keep body parts out of blender = happiness.

~Fitzy~


no, Keep your whole body away:
http://www.inflatablemarketplace.com/sa/up....25.Blender.JPG

And the question we're all here today to answer is...Will he blend?!?!

Better set it to the walker texas ranger setting

 

[Reduxed]

your dumb as hell

 

[Mangofett]

your dumb as hell

A+++++++ COMMENT WILL READ AGAIN

 

[modshroom128]

my hand isint blended.
am i doin it right?

 

[Lazycus]

Try to look on the bright side, make lemonade from lemons as it were. Or maybe in this case add some ice cream and milk for a hand shake. Get it? "hand shake"

Oh boy, I'm just too funny, just like this thread.