Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

[KingVamp]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

 

[DinohScene]

Karma

 

[Law]

Man wearing Yeti costume found frozen in a block of ice.

 

[Haloman800]

Karma

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

I seriously doubt we're finished with the puns, yeti.

 

[Dann Woolf]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

What's sirrush? I think there's time for a few more puns.

 

[DinohScene]

Karma

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

What's sirrush? I think there's time for a few more puns.

If you can't think of a better pun than that you're simply abominable.

 

[mrnintendo15]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

 

[Dann Woolf]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

What's sirrush? I think there's time for a few more puns.

If you can't think of a better pun than that you're simply abominable.

Trying to come up with good cryptid puns is simply qilin me.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

What's sirrush? I think there's time for a few more puns.

If you can't think of a better pun than that you're simply abominable.

Trying to come up with good cryptid puns is simply qilin me.

You're really dragon this thread down. Every time you post I have to go look up what you're referring to.

 

[Sterling]

READ ALL ABOUT IT: The abominable Slowman has [been] struck again. Leadfoot meets Bigfoot in a sudden death fight, yeti still took two hits! The wildlife punservation committee refused to comment on the issue.

 

[Aeter]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

What's sirrush? I think there's time for a few more puns.

If you can't think of a better pun than that you're simply an abominable snowman.

I read this instead.

 

[DragorianSword]

It's time for people to put a bigfoot in their mouths. I think we had enough puns in one topic.

What's sirrush? I think there's time for a few more puns.

If you can't think of a better pun than that you're simply abominable.

Trying to come up with good cryptid puns is simply qilin me.

You're really dragon this thread down. Every time you post I have to go look up what you're referring to.

Speaking about dragons: In Skyrim those guys seem to love snow,man.

 

[Haloman800]

Karma

 

[Damian666]

big foot and big mama?

If Bigfoot was the one who killed him, I could understand, but he was hit by two vehicles..

 

[FAST6191]

*acknowledges Harry and the Hendersons reference*

Following my loss* to Ace Punman in pun battle (kind of like rap battle but amusing for the right reasons) it was suggested I not use them for a while and I consider that still in effect so limerick poem time instead

There once was a man in Montana
He will probably go down as a spanner
He thought he had a bar room crowd pleaser
He ended up as road pizza

Can't think of a good ending (even with a rhyming dictionary) and do not want to force it so I think I will instead call it a Chastushka.

*why I thought it would be a good idea to go up against him is unknown and given sufficient cider induced courage would have left me unable to speak it is probably not that either.

Edit- victory and even managed to work a large humanoid mythical creature reference in.

There once was a man in Montana
He will probably go down as a spanner
He thought he had a bar room crowd pleaser
Yeti ended up as road pizza

 

[Law]

RIP ace punman

 

[frogboy]

I can't even think of a decent pun because I'm laughing too hard ... this thread is very funny punny.

nevermind

 

[MelodieOctavia]

...Seriously guys? How can I live up to these gargantuan expectations? I'm not some creature that swoops in from nowhere, makes with some word play, and then vanishes into the mist.

You all seem to be thinking of the chu-pun-cabra.

I was thinking more along the lines of the majestic Punicorn.