Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

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Aug 28, 2012

Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed by 1stClassZackFair at 4:32 PM (4,422 Views / 0 Likes) 59 replies

  1. 1stClassZackFair
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    A man named Tenley was killed sunday night while trying to hoax a bigfoot sighting. Apparently he wore a ghillie suit and while on the right-hand lane of a highway in montana he got hit by two vehicles consecutively.. He was pronounced dead at the scene south of Kalispell.



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    I'm sitting here waiting for Gahar's pun.
     
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    So am i lol
     
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    Sexually assaulted by real male bigfoot searching for mate.
     
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    Well, you know what they say about pretending to be the bigfoot...

    ... I don't, but I'm sure you do
     
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    I bet bigfoot was driving. BOTH CARS.
     
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    Should I feel bad for laughing about this?
     
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    Sounds like something right out of 1000 Ways to Die lol.

    Either way, it was his own fault. I think we can safely laugh, its just Darwinism at work.
     
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    What does your inner fox chakra tell you? It's probably telling you "yes you should feel bad naruto,now remove the seal and get me out of this damn prison"
     
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    Dude got Sas-Squashed.
    Top that, Gahars (seriously, please)
     
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    @[member='Gahars']

     
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    He got the boot B-)
     
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    You'd think the first hit alone would kill him, yeti survived long enough to get hit twice!
     
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    Sounds like the drivers had their bigfoot on the gas.
     
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    What a joke.... He got what he deserved, how dumb and desperate can you be :/
     
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    Hollywood executives say that the accident may have looked something like this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBIO7B_XI4

    (Skip to 1:25)
     
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    dammit you beat me to it,i was gonna say the exact same thing lol
     
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    There are no points for second place.

    Just ask the kid in the second car.
     
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    ...Seriously guys? How can I live up to these gargantuan expectations? I'm not some creature that swoops in from nowhere, makes with some word play, and then vanishes into the mist.

    You all seem to be thinking of the chu-pun-cabra.
     
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    Now sasquatch I'm talkin' about!
     
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