Bigfoot Hoaxer Killed

[1stClassZackFair]

A man named Tenley was killed sunday night while trying to hoax a bigfoot sighting. Apparently he wore a ghillie suit and while on the right-hand lane of a highway in montana he got hit by two vehicles consecutively.. He was pronounced dead at the scene south of Kalispell.

Trooper Jim Schneider, interviewed by the Daily Inter Lake.com, said that Tenley was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting. "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."

Source
http://news.yahoo.co...-121533221.html

 

[Devin]

I'm sitting here waiting for Gahar's pun.

 

[1stClassZackFair]

I'm sitting here waiting for Gahar's pun.

So am i lol

 

[Law]

Sexually assaulted by real male bigfoot searching for mate.

 

[frogboy]

Well, you know what they say about pretending to be the bigfoot...

... I don't, but I'm sure you do

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I bet bigfoot was driving. BOTH CARS.

 

[narutofan777]

Should I feel bad for laughing about this?

 

[dgwillia]

Sounds like something right out of 1000 Ways to Die lol.

Either way, it was his own fault. I think we can safely laugh, its just Darwinism at work.

 

[1stClassZackFair]

Should I feel bad for laughing about this?

What does your inner fox chakra tell you? It's probably telling you "yes you should feel bad naruto,now remove the seal and get me out of this damn prison"

 

[JonnyPoots]

Dude got Sas-Squashed.
Top that, Gahars (seriously, please)

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Dude got Sas-Squashed.
Top that, Gahars (seriously, please)

@[member='Gahars']

 

[Law]

He got the boot

 

[Dann Woolf]

You'd think the first hit alone would kill him, yeti survived long enough to get hit twice!

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Sounds like the drivers had their bigfoot on the gas.

 

[Satangel]

What a joke.... He got what he deserved, how dumb and desperate can you be :/

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Hollywood executives say that the accident may have looked something like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJBIO7B_XI4

(Skip to 1:25)

 

[1stClassZackFair]

Sounds like the drivers had their bigfoot on the gas.

dammit you beat me to it,i was gonna say the exact same thing lol

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

dammit you beat me to it,i was gonna the exact same thing lol

There are no points for second place.

Just ask the kid in the second car.

 

[Gahars]

...Seriously guys? How can I live up to these gargantuan expectations? I'm not some creature that swoops in from nowhere, makes with some word play, and then vanishes into the mist.

You all seem to be thinking of the chu-pun-cabra.

 

[Dann Woolf]

...Seriously guys? How can I live up to these gargantuan expectations? I'm not some creature that swoops in from nowhere, makes with some word play, and then vanishes into the mist.

You all seem to be thinking of the chu-pun-cabra.

Now sasquatch I'm talkin' about!