Best Temper Quotes 2024

[x65943]

The year is starting to come to a close

Please post your favorite quotes below

One I recently stumbled upon I am partial to

Last day i was minding my own business, being naked on the couch watching a porn movie...
And, because the world is against me as always, Wal-Mart had to call the police...

 

[Noctosphere]

The year is starting to come to a close

Please post your favorite quotes below

One I recently stumbled upon I am partial to

Sir, this one is from 2023.
You are violating your own thread concept, and so, it shall be closed

 

[x65943]

Sir, this one is from 2023.
You are violating your own thread concept, and so, it shall be closed

It's the best quotes thread for 2024, but it doesn't mean they are from 2024

Now post some quotes

 

[JuanMena]

It's the best quotes thread for 2024, but it doesn't mean they are from 2024

Now post some quotes

Nobody here is that interesting to be remembered.
It would be different if Tom or p1ngy were active... alas that era is long gone.
Contemporary tempers lacks the understanding and knowledge of various topics outside of their own stupidity.

 

[x65943]

Spoiler Alert: I'm not affraid. Just to be clear.

Just had dinner with family (yaaaaaaaay) and niece just told us about her imaginary friend. Well... not imaginary, but what seems to be the early stages of it.

...a few moments later...

WHAT DO I DO? DO I KEEP MASTURBATING?
WHAT IF IVANA SEES ME?

 

[x65943]

Okay, we might need discuss some detail more privately. This will take a while to be properly developed to the point of able to bare a child, but becoming feminine in form and mind can be done rather early.
If something screw up, I will buy you a ps4/ xbox one or a mid-range gtx/ r9.

 

[JuanMena]

Not sure if flattered or worried about your low standards, Kyle.

 

[Noctosphere]

 

[Cranesbill]

Ooooh you gentlemen also do best of _____ of *Insert year* too? that's so cool!