Baldness Cure Is On The Way

[TripleSMoon]

Well fudge.
Maybe we can crack the admin password?

No, but maybe we can hack it... as in, hack all its hair off.

 

[FAST6191]

except baldness doesn't run in my family

Open your DNA in Notepad++ and edit the line that says "Baldness == 0" to 1

I tried doing that myself, you need to be an administrator to make changes.

Pish- you can use a virus.

edit- if we are doing computer related puns on a discussion of DNA I am duty bound to link up http://ds9a.nl/amazing-dna/ , that it happens to be one of my favourite things on the internet is an added bonus.

 

[Deleted-236924]

A virus?
Seems like a good way to get out of a hairy situation.

 

[Elrinth]

I've got a friend who's in the recent years lost all his hair on his body. He was really into trying to look good aswell, so this "disease" put down his self esteem VERY much. Now he pretty much doesn't care much about how he looks. Think this might be the upcoming cure for this?

 

[FAST6191]

Losing all your hair (including body hair) is an actual condition called alopecia of which there are many causes but most of them (and certainly the most popular reasons of those I see for it) are not what this seems to be dealing with. This said I believe a version of the male pattern baldness method (albeit in overdrive) which this deals with is one of the potential causes so it might happen.

 

[Ultymoo]

See, I'm waiting for human trials, and then it turns out that not only does it make your head hairy, but you turn into a Sasquatch because all your other hair won't stop growing too.