Bad morning post

[K3Nv4]

Some bullshit is too obvious to miss

Fastfood Ai restaurants have feelings

 

[MPRTwice]

I feel very angry right now. I always do after being vindicated, and it feels like there is lava in my veins. I manage to control it perfectly, but that makes it even scarier; there is nothing quite like an extremely angry man who has full self-control when he is ablaze with anger.

It is not a fit of jealous rage.

 

[hippy dave]

You know you want to spread it on toast

 

[VinsCool]

You know you want to spread it on toast
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Reminds me of a game some kids I knew back in high school where they apparently did a literal circle jerk on a toast and the last one to come was the one who was forced to eat the toast.
To this day I have no idea if they actually commited to the bit because every time I asked for who ate the toast they all avoided the question and gave a non-response to it.
I'm pretty sure they all got cold feet from it and either never did the circle jerk like they claimed having done, or someone had to eat the toast but didn't go for it, either way they clearly felt ashamed of it.
In hindsight they were a bunch of sissy nerds so I would not be surprised that they wouldn't dare any of what they had claimed having done lol

 

[hippy dave]

I heard that as a "game" called soggy biscuit or sticky biscuit (UK definition of biscuit), rather than toast. It was claimed to be something done in the military. More likely a funny story among school boys than something actually done often or at all.

 

[VinsCool]

I heard that as a "game" called soggy biscuit or sticky biscuit (UK definition of biscuit), rather than toast. It was claimed to be something done in the military. More likely a funny story among school boys than something actually done often or at all.

God damn the thought of a soggy biscuit made it so much more gross lol

Edit: thanks Wikipedia very cool.

 

[hippy dave]

Where is @AncientBoi when we need him?

 

[hippy dave]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[x65943]

 

[K3Nv4]

 

[VinsCool]

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I don't get it.
What is special with this sock?

 

[x65943]

I don't get it.
What is special with this sock?

This is the socks you get when you are hospitalized

So the joke is that, you are put in a psychiatric hospital

It's a good thing you don't know that I suppose, means you have managed to never be admitted to any sort of hospital

 

[VinsCool]

This is the socks you get when you are hospitalized

So the joke is that, you are put in a psychiatric hospital

It's a good thing you don't know that I suppose, means you have managed to never be admitted to any sort of hospital

For now...

...Except that I clearly remember having seen this exact model of socks before, should I be worried?

 

[x65943]

For now...

...Except that I clearly remember having seen this exact model of socks before, should I be worried?

I first saw them when my bro had an asthma attack and was hospitalized

I was so jealous because I thought the grippy rubber was neat

 

[VinsCool]

I first saw them when my bro had an asthma attack and was hospitalized

I was so jealous because I thought the grippy rubber was neat

This has to be available to buy anywhere though, right?
Some sort of mass produced model deal for hospitals could totally be found in any general stores if you're looking for them.
I don't know how else I could have come accross that model of socks at one point, unless they were very similar but not actually the same, but that shade of blue is definitely the same one I remember having seen.

 

[x65943]

This has to be available to buy anywhere though, right?
Some sort of mass produced model deal for hospitals could totally be found in any general stores if you're looking for them.
I don't know how else I could have come accross that model of socks at one point, unless they were very similar but not actually the same, but that shade of blue is definitely the same one I remember having seen.

I've never gone looking for them, but you must be right you could find them somewhere

One alternative tho is you had a friend who had a pair