bad jokes

[Noctosphere]

 

[AmandaRose]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

 

[Xdqwerty]

How do you call someone's non binary couple?
A theyfriend

 

[AmandaRose]

I was looking after my neice Anna earlier today and she asked me,

"Aunty Amanda, what's an alcoholic?"

So I said, "Do you see the four trees outside the window? Well, an alcoholic would see eight of them sweetie."

Her reply was, "But aunt, I only see two."

 

[BakerMan]

I've been told I have my dad's genes, but I didn't steal any of his pants.

 

[miagique]

your mom

 

[Xdqwerty]

Im John Wayne at the first thanksgiving, pilgrims!
Happy thanksgiving, pilgrims!

 

[BakerMan]

i assasinated someone with the 3rd letter of the alphabet, he didn't c it coming

 

[SylverReZ]

i assasinated someone with the 3rd letter of the alphabet, he didn't c it coming

F to pay respects.

 

[BigOnYa]

Did you hear Snow White got kicked out of Disney? She allegedly sat on Pinocchios face, and said "Lie to me".

 

[SylverReZ]

Did you hear Snow White got kicked out of Disney? She allegedly sat on Pinocchios face, and said "Lie to me".

 

[Maximumbeans]

My wife and I were having dinner at a restaurant the other night. We’d just started having an argument when my friend shows up at our table, then runs off with our garlic bread and dough balls.

I wish he’d stop taking sides.

 

[BakerMan]

My wife and I were having dinner at a restaurant the other night. We’d just started having an argument when my friend shows up at our table, then runs off with our garlic bread and dough balls.

I wish he’d stop taking sides.

sorry

 

[Flame]

Did you hear Snow White got kicked out of Disney? She allegedly sat on Pinocchios face, and said "Lie to me".

at first, when I saw snow and white I thought this is a joke about cocaine for sure. then kicked out of Disney. I thought yep, very predictable joke. then sat on Pinocchio's face. oh boy I did not see that coming. well, I'm sure snow white did........


come.

 

[impeeza]

Did you hear Snow White got kicked out of Disney? She allegedly sat on Pinocchios face, and said "Lie to me".

Not allegedly, there's evidence:

 

[hippy dave]

 

[impeeza]

View attachment 443346

May I answer properly?

By the way, that do not bother me, my answer is only trying to be funny.

 

[BigOnYa]

I just seen a survey, where 9 out of 10 deaf people said sign language is handy.

 

[SylverReZ]

I just seen a survey, where 9 out of 10 deaf people said sign language is handy.

Some deaf people have the ability to speak by reading what words people say from mouth movements.

 

[BakerMan]

I just seen a survey, where 9 out of 10 deaf people said sign language is handy.

speaking of handy and deaf people...

Post automatically merged: Jun 21, 2024

do deaf people's handjobs count as blowjobs?