Anyone else think the world inside Conspiracy theorists heads sounds like a lot of fun?

[Luke94]

I took a cold.

 

[SylverReZ]

Ugh, not again with that "girls poop too" nonsense

"Two Girls, One Cup" was an inside job.

 

[CoolMe]

I took a cold.

How does one "take a cold"?
I also think i have a cold, been feeling very off the past 3 days, tho physically only my throat feels a bit sore..

 

[Luke94]

How does one "take a cold"?
I also think i have a cold, been feeling very off the past 3 days, tho physically only my throat feels a bit sore..

In my own case it started with sore throat and ended up with sneezing. Like some sort of allergy for the air like for instance Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1 TV.

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Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and using blood to keep themselves alive forever. Elections are stolen with such efficiency that there’s literally no evidence of it happening. Literally everyone involved is somehow quiet too. There’s literally secret governments and cults running everything. Climate change is literally fucking space lasers! Joe Biden is actually a cool leader instead of just another do-nothing democrat. Trump is some 5D chess master instead of a narcissist who sucks at politics and business. And just all of the cool shit! That world sounds badass, which is why it’s a fantasy

Well maybe NASA faked moonlanding,but maybe it doesn’t mean that Earth is flat even nowadays…etc. But such ancient,mythical civilizations for instance even nowadays such as lizard people/annunaki/humanoid lizards/amphibians might be real due to so-called evolution.

 

[The Catboy]

Everything is a conspiracy

 

[hippy dave]

Everything is a conspiracy

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK

 

[Luke94]

Like, listen to them. The world is flat and filled with fucking humanoid creatures like lizard folks and shit. The government sounds cool as hell and linked to bad ass shit like demons and the same humanoids above. Rich people are immortal and using blood to keep themselves alive forever. Elections are stolen with such efficiency that there’s literally no evidence of it happening. Literally everyone involved is somehow quiet too. There’s literally secret governments and cults running everything. Climate change is literally fucking space lasers! Joe Biden is actually a cool leader instead of just another do-nothing democrat. Trump is some 5D chess master instead of a narcissist who sucks at politics and business. And just all of the cool shit! That world sounds badass, which is why it’s a fantasy

They were even in Stargate SG-1. So-called lizard people/annunaki ancient,mythical aliens races. In ancient Babylon. Really literally,seriously speaking.

 

[hippy dave]

Latest conspiracy theory: Kyle McLachlan is a bird

 

[CoolMe]

Latest conspiracy theory: Kyle McLachlan is a bird
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The cat just wants some of his "damn good coffee"!

 

[The Catboy]

I don't know what's happening in this thread, but I am disappointed to learn that lizard humanoids aren't real and I can't sleep with them.

 

[hippy dave]

I don't know what's happening in this thread, but I am disappointed to learn that lizard humanoids aren't real and I can't sleep with them.

Wait until you hear about human lizardoids

 

[The Catboy]

Wait until you hear about human lizardoids

Smash? Can I smash? let me smash

 

[hippy dave]

Smash? Can I smash? let me smash

£10

 

[The Catboy]

£10

What is that in freedom and bullets?

 

[hippy dave]

What is that in freedom and bullets?

Don't think they'd smash a merkin

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[Luke94]

I bet that when some people think too much about conspiracy theories that it may end up in prison, I don't think that everyone wants to philosophize like my dad, that prisoners should not have good living conditions in prison, only manual labor is not everyone will admit that it would be better to work hard for prosperity. Well, what would the state do if they weren't supposed to provide the so-called social states, teach too lazy citizens of any country how to sign contracts with banks and how to use an ATM, because they won't earn money without banks.

 

[Veho]

 

[SylverReZ]

£10

 

[The Catboy]

Don't think they'd smash a merkin

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I am Catboy, I don’t have citizenship

 

[hippy dave]

I am Catboy, I don’t have citizenship

No passport, no smash