Anti-BoneMonkey Powder

[Narin]

Clicked this thread hoping the powder would be anthrax. Oh well, the monkey lives another day I guess.

Remember, most biological pathogens won't work on Bonemonkey due to instead of blood, there is bacon grease flowing through his veins.

 

[BoneMonkey]

Tofu Bacon is the only substance on earth that can kill a BoneMonkey in one shot

BUT you have to have the BoneMonkey eat it to kill him

 

[SleepingDragon]

There's a rumor in the LA Times this morning that a rare element recently recovered from a impacted meteorite also can weaken a BoneMonkey to the point of death. The precious element?: Bacon-ite!

 

[Rayder]

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe Canadian bacon is just fried ham.
What do you think bacon is? Ham ;p Basically a piece of pork that was soaked in a brine and/or smoked.

QUOTEIn the United States, ordinary bacon is made only from the pork belly, yielding what is known in Britain as "streaky bacon", or "streaky rashers". In Britain, bacon made from the meat on the back of the pig is referred to as back bacon or back rashers. It usually includes a streaky bit and a lean ovoid bit, and is part of traditional full breakfast commonly eaten in Britain and Ireland. In the United States, back bacon is called Canadian-style bacon or Canadian bacon, but this term refers usually to the lean ovoid portion. What the U.S. terms "Canadian bacon" is actually back bacon rolled in cornmeal. In Canada, it is called peameal bacon, whereas bacon is used generally to refer to strip bacon, which is more common to the Canadian diet. Bacon is also a popular breakfast food.

Heh, I was joking.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Tofu Bacon is the only substance on earth that can kill a BoneMonkey in one shot

BUT you have to have the BoneMonkey eat it to kill him

(*Takes some Tofu bacon, dry-freezes it to make a bullet, wraps it in a ball of bacon and loads it into a Potato Launcher, then launches it at BoneMonkeys head and watches anxiously as he gobbles it down....*)

 

[BoneMonkey]

Bonemonkies can detect tofu bacon in a 1 mile radius

* brags the tofu bacon and throws it into the trash

 

[gizmo_gal]

*Begins firing rapid shots of Tofu Bacon at BoneMonkey from a modified Machine gun.*

EAT THIS BONEMONEY!!!

 

[distorted.freque]

Woohoo!!! Food fight!

*munches on some bacon*

 

[gizmo_gal]

I started to stop you, but then I remembered its only Tofu...

 

[distorted.freque]

I'm no Bonemonkey so it doesn't affect me at all. *continues to munch*

 

[xjuniorx]

damn who is this bonemonkey? I see him around posting/etc
but who is he?
i always see ppl posting about him you guys like him or hate him????

 

[BoneMonkey]

damn who is this bonemonkey? I see him around posting/etc
but who is he?
i always see ppl posting about him you guys like him or hate him????

yeah I wanna know this too CURSE THE HANDSOME DEVIL!

 

[gizmo_gal]

damn who is this bonemonkey? I see him around posting/etc
but who is he?
i always see ppl posting about him you guys like him or hate him????

He's the lovable weirdo--the Black boney sheep in the Temper family that no one wants to talk about or admit being related to--unless he's in serious trouble and you've gotta go help them out.

So, even though he can be annoying--really annoying, and he loves to make propaganda to himself, I have to say that he is mostly loved--but dont tell him that, it'd go straight to his boney little head.

 

[distorted.freque]

damn who is this bonemonkey? I see him around posting/etc
but who is he?
i always see ppl posting about him you guys like him or hate him????

yeah I wanna know this too CURSE THE HANDSOME DEVIL!

YES. We guys like him so much that we make topics with the sole purpose of talking about him!

Curse the handsome devil! (I don't know if this is some sort of battle cry but uh...whatever.

)

 

[xjuniorx]

lol..well i have nothing against the dude!
his avatar is a bit creepy

O_O

 

[SkankyYankee]

whats an Anti-Bone Monkey?!?!?!

Geez now theres another monkey?!?!?!?!?!

(grabs scratch pad and scribbles notes)