A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

Source

 

[KingVamp]

Virtual characters are literally electrons passing through silicon in patterns that create color and sound. at lest you can touch the object. something she's apparently done a lot of if you look at the damage on the top of the label.

Patterns that can simulate life. With virtual characters, you have touchscreens and other ways to interact with it, as well as the device itself. The object doesn't act or react. Doesn't do anything nor look similar to anything we are normally attracted to.

Yep, this is a real discussion.

 

[gnmmarechal]

Polygamy is a thing

but I have too many different carts. Should I go for them thicc N64 carts

 

[K3Nv2]

Man her reaction when she sees Tetris.nes on everyones PC

 

[zeveroth]

What happens if she takes Tetris to a friends house and they slide him into their NES? Will she accuse Tetris of cheating? Will she say her friend is trying to steal her hubby?

Maybe she will share Tetris with all her friends. Lucky bastard. man I wish my wife would share me. Lol.

 

[Sliter]

no one blaming the russians? oh ok

 

[zeveroth]

no one blaming the russians? oh ok

The Russians aren't at fault because they didn't tell her she needed to be "into" a game cartridge. Guns don't kill people. Idiots with them, kill people. Don't blame the maker. Blame the user.

 

[Kioku]

I can confirm that this is actually the woman from the article. I have checked the user account info & registration and they are a match (Facebook account proves it).

Mrs H. I hope you have a long and happy marriage with whomever makes you happy
you must be having a good laugh at all the reactions in this thread. Dont take them all too seriously

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajfornwpnfr

I give up. Alrighty then.

 

[raystriker]

Did the cart give consent?

 

[Kioku]

Did the cart give consent?

Silence speaks volumes. Oo

 

[raystriker]

Will the cart be able to function after the wedding night?

 

[godreborn]

Will the cart be able to function after the wedding night?

this is Nintendo, so you know the quality of the product is pretty solid.

 

[Sliter]

The Russians aren't at fault because they didn't tell her she needed to be "into" a game cartridge. Guns don't kill people. Idiots with them, kill people. Don't blame the maker. Blame the user.

if wasn't the maker, there would not be users (~=w=)~

 

[sarkwalvein]

if wasn't the maker, there would not be users (~=w=)~

If there were no life, there wouldn't be any criminals (let's nuke the world!!!)

 

[raystriker]

Honeymoon where?

 

[gamesquest1]

Did the cart give consent?

psshhhh we all know its not rape when a woman does it

The Russians aren't at fault because they didn't tell her she needed to be "into" a game cartridge. Guns don't kill people. Idiots with them, kill people. Don't blame the maker. Blame the user.

didnt we all know that tetris was a 1980's mind control program designed to program mindless sleeper agents via a underground Russian spy network.​

 

[ByteBite]

All I want to know is this:

How does oral sex work with a cartridge? Like, do you blow on it?

 

[Lucifer666]

stop giving bullshit like this attention lol. I get very uncomfortable when I hear sentiments like "what is the world coming to" implying this sort of shit is remotely 'normal' in modern society

 

[kai_dranzer2003]

I guess the square will be the hardest to fit in

 

[Deleted User]

I'm just waiting for 10+ years from now when this becomes socially acceptable

 

[zeveroth]

If there were no life, there wouldn't be any criminals (let's nuke the world!!!)

LMAO. That's right!