A woman is marrying her Tetris cartridge

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    A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

    After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

    The full interview is available here.

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  1. grossaffe

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    That cartridge completes her row.
     
    Last edited by grossaffe, Jan 10, 2018
  2. DinohScene

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    Meh, let her marry that cartridge.
    It'll certainly outlast her and is still looking pretty in 50 years ;')
     
  3. CitizenSnips

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    What the hell :wtf:
     
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  4. SirNapkin1334

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    what has this world turned into
     
  5. Futurdreamz

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    Well ok then
     
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  7. Zabhahs

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    if god hadnt left us before, he certainly did now
     
  8. Justinde75

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    I'd marry my Sonic Adventure Disk for my Dreamcast
     
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  9. Larsenv

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    Just let her marry the cartridge if she wishes to.
     
    Last edited by Larsenv, Jan 9, 2018
  10. Eix

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    ehh
    perfectly normal
    its just florida
    but my tetris cart is in better condition
     
  11. Zero72463

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    Will there be other cartridges at the ceremony?
     
  12. CallmeBerto

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    Mental health issues are a thing.
     
  13. Eix

    Eix Trap Waifu (I require all snuggles, E'icks not X)

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    do you know where i can contact her?
    i wana get my cart invited to the weding
     
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    She got noticed. That's why she did it.
     
  15. GamerzHell9137

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    Me in 10 years ngl
     
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    Idk man looking at her I would rate her a 2/10. Not even with the lights off.
     
  17. RustInPeace

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    Honestly, if this was 10-15 years ago, where I had no concept of marriages and divorce rates, I would think this is stupid. Now? Come on, this means their marriage will last a long time.
     
  18. the_randomizer

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    I think we all died a little on the inside after hearing this news. Ouch.
     
  19. xpoverzion

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    I'm not surprised. Humanity is socially, and morally falling apart in this impersonal digital age. You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets. Not a good recipe for avoiding extinction. Great to be a human living in this modern day and age due to all the comforts, and technologies. But sad in many ways at the same time.
     
  20. weatMod

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    "I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind"
    guess she hasn't heard that Tetris carts are gender fluid otherkin
     
    Last edited by weatMod, Jan 9, 2018
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