500 Baloons Game

[Infinite Zero]

I sneezed with radioactive slime

280

 

[gameboy13]

Told one Infinite Zero has 81 followers on Twitter!

279 left.

 

[Rydian]

Reached over for my burger and grabbed a balloon instead.

278 left.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Showed one to Gameboy 'favorites' - it popped in surprize that it contained one of mine

277 Left

 

[scrtmstr]

I putted it in a box with liquid nitrogen.

276 left.

 

[Xarsah16]

I threw the balloon to my dog, and he finished it off. 275 left.

 

[Deleted User]

It spontaneously combusted.
274

 

[CannonFoddr]

Rubbed one against Jetkun pointy hair - It burst

273 Left

 

[Deleted User]

Whimpered at the loss of one of my pointy hair spikes *sniffles*.
Launched a spinning uppercut at a balloon in my rage.

272.

 

[tijntje_7]

I blew it out of the window, the wind which was blowing outside led it to the local mall.
A guy who was giving free balloons to kids took the balloon out of the air, and gave it to a kid.
The kid held it for a long time, went shopping with it, told his mom that he got a balloon (

) etc...
Finally, the kid went home. While in the car he laid the balloon on the back couch.
They arrived at home.
he opened the car door, and went inside.
And there it was, the balloon, sad and lonely on the cold couch in the car

the kid forgot the balloon.
20:00 The kid went to bed.
His mom read him a story about a bear who lost his dad.
he went to sleep.
02:48 The kid woke up. He needed to go to the bathroom. He jumped out of his bed and went to the toilet.
He finished and went back to his bedroom.
He looked into the window in his bedroom, he saw the car.
And then! He also saw the balloon!
The kid saw that the balloon was crying (o.o)
He wanted to help the balloon, because he left the balloon there after all.
He went downstairs, opened the door with his keys, and got outside.
There it was, the balloon. But... The balloon was in the car.
How would he ever help the balloon when he didn't have the keys of the car?
He couldn't help the balloon. So he went to bed again after closing the door.
He couldn't really sleep well, but finally he was sleeping.
Next day, 09:28 sunday
The kid woke up, went downstairs. Seeing his mother calling.
He picked something up about 'car' 'thieves' 'problem' 'police'
What happened?
He asked his mom what happened.
She said, a bit sad, 'my car got stolen.'
The kid said, also a bit sad, but... my balloon is still in the car

But mother was too busy with the police to reply to her son.
The kid looked outside, but no car was there. Well, actually, there were a few, but those were from the neighbours.
Then, he exploded with the power of infinite megatons, everything died, including the balloon.

271 balloons left.

 

[Paarish]

I clicked on one with my mouse

270 balloons left

 

[Rydian]

I rolled over onto one. Again.
Geeze, I need to stop having one-night stands with balloons.
Then again, they're not going to live more than a day anyway.

269 balloons left.

 

[haflore]

I taught one how to become at peace with the universe.
Then, when it tried to kill me, I shot it with an energy blast that violently exploded it into a google tiny pieces...
But I did it in the most peaceful way possible.

268 Balloons Remain.

 

[Deleted User]

I thought it was a Big Mac™. I ate it with my McMunch™.
267

 

[gameboy13]

I gave one with a goat face on one to a chupacabra.

266 left.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

I set up an oiled wrestling match between Kim Kardashian and a Balloon. Kim squeezed the balloon between her ass cheeks 10 minutes into it, and it popped in sheer joy.

265 left.

 

[Xarsah16]

Hotness

 

[CannonFoddr]

Stuck one under a Magnifying glass in the Sun on a Cloudless Day (a rarity In the UK)

263 Left

 

[ehayes427]

one gave Marik a hug.
262 left.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Put one outside in this weather.

Heavy rain followed by sun followed by cloud followed by more rain followed by cloud followed by more rain followed by thunder.


And more rain.

A lot of thunder, in fact.

261 left after that.