500 Baloons Game

[Deleted User]

I thwacked it with cock my tennis racket.

407 left.

 

[ehayes427]

threw it in a room with
a WTF BOMB!!!
406 remaining

 

[gameboy13]

Gave one to a rabid fox.

405 left.

 

[Deleted User]

Shat on one

404 left

(More interesting if you get as many goes as you want)

 

[The Pi]

I stabbed one with a needle

*pop*

403 left.

 

[gameboy13]

Shot one with a Portal gun.

402 left.

 

[ehayes427]

gave one thee ol' WEEGEE stare!

401 left!

 

[CannonFoddr]

Gave one an atomic wegie

400 Left

 

[Rydian]

Stuck one in the tailpipe of a car before turning it on.

399 left.

 

[CannonFoddr]

^ Oi - I did that on pg2

Anyway - Gave one to bloke in work saying it was a 'special sized' condom for 'small men' - it broke

398 left

 

[Rydian]

Rubbed one up against a tree.

397 left.

 

[scrtmstr]

told him the cake is a lie.

396 left.

 

[gameboy13]

Told it I was a furry, as it could not see.

395 left.

EDIT: Check the OP for my personal favs.

 

[Rydian]

Accidentally grabbed it instead of a bag of chips, didn't realize until I had bitten it.

394 left.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Gave one a cigarette

393 left

 

[Thoob]

FALCON PUNCH!!!

392 left.

 

[CannonFoddr]

Gave one to Thoob for target practice in CoD

391 Left

 

[Infinite Zero]

I used the totem of Cobb to pop it, 390

 

[Deleted User]

Spontaneously combusted

389

 

[xalphax]

Wrote "Leave my stuff alone" on a note and left it in the room I share with my older brother.

388 left