//3DS ROM Loader 1.2
//By Rydian.
//Updated 3/2/2012
//This says "NDS", but I meant "3DS". I typo'd and was too lazy to
//fix it so I renamed the library instead. It was faster to do.
#include
//The O is for "orgasmic".
#include
//I'll give those bits some zeros. Bits love zeros.
bool imitationpagination = 0;
bool cheatactivated = 0;
//WAKE UP
//FNKNSFHJKFG MAKE UP
int main(void) {
consoleDemoInit();
while(1) {
//'Cause the tutorial told me this works.
scanKeys();
int held = keysHeld();
//'Cause screen tearing with a 2-color display is blasphemy.
swiWaitForVBlank();
//Hide the evidence!
consoleClear();
if (imitationpagination == 0) {
iprintf("\n Nothing plays 3DS ROMs.\n\n");
iprintf(" Every cart we've seen that\n");
iprintf(" claims it can be updated to\n");
iprintf(" play them has NOT done it yet.\n\n");
iprintf(" Every \"hack\" we've seen on\n");
iprintf(" youtube turns out to be a\n");
iprintf(" scammer advertising bullshit,\n");
iprintf(" all those \"survey\" downloads\n");
iprintf(" are fake and just give the\n");
iprintf(" person who uploaded it money.\n\n");
iprintf(" When something is released\n");
iprintf(" that plays 3DS ROMs, it will\n");
iprintf(" be posted on the front page.\n\n");
iprintf(" Read the fucking stickies\n");
iprintf(" in the 3DS hacking section\n");
iprintf(" for more information.\n\n");
iprintf(" ~GBAtemp.net");
//'Cause I tried an OR (and alternatively ||) within the first IF to do both checks, and it didn't like it.
if(held & KEY_A) { imitationpagination = 1; }
if(held & KEY_B) { imitationpagination = 1; }
} else {
if (cheatactivated == 0) {
iprintf("\n What, secret menu you say?\n\n");
iprintf(" Well I've heard that if you\n");
iprintf(" Hold Left, A, and B at the\n");
iprintf(" same time and touch your\n");
iprintf(" nose to the touch screen,\n");
iprintf(" something amazing and\n");
iprintf(" magical can happen!\n");
//See, when I check for logical AND it lets me... this thing is logic-cist.
if((held & KEY_A) && (held & KEY_B) && (held & KEY_LEFT) && (held & KEY_TOUCH)) { cheatactivated = 1; }
} else {
iprintf("\n Secret menu 1 activated!\n\n");
iprintf(" For secret menu 2, please\n");
iprintf(" enter the following code: \n\n");
iprintf(" B A RIGHT A C UP DOWN A\n");
}
}
}
return 0;
}
