Know Your Temps: AlanJohn

[The Catboy]

Know Your Temps info



For those of you that are new to the game, here are the rules:

• One user will be put on the questioning stand every two days (or so)
• Once that user's session of questioning starts, anybody can ask that user a reasonable amount of questions they want via posting on the thread
• These questions can be about anything. Personal life, GBAtemp/internet life, pet peeves, questions, musical tastes, "what if" situations...anything!
• Please try to post all your questions at once, in one solid post
• Upon receiving questions, the user that is in the spotlight can answer them at anytime, as long as it's before their time is up.

This quirky little activity will help us get to know our fellow 'tempers even better in an exciting, chaotic manner! Those who have an upcoming KYT session will be notified about their upcoming session via PM.



Previous Sessions

Spoiler: Upcoming sessions!

• [member='Hydreigon']
• [member='hunter291']
• [member='Xoo00o0o0o']
• [member='Vulpes Abnocto']
• [member='Paarish']
• [member='Dangy']
• [member='ShinyJellicent12321']
• [member='BrightNeko']
• [member='Amphy2310']
• [member='yusuo']
• [member='DinohScene']
• [member='Foxi4']
• [member='Zerosuit connor']
• [member='Suprgamr232']
• [member='Skelletonike']
• [member='shlong']
• [member='Domination']
• [member='TrolleyDave']

In the spotlight this session is: [member='AlanJohn']

 

[Gahars]

An AlanJohn KYT. Who'd a thunk?

 

[The Catboy]

An AlanJohn KYT. Who'd a thunk?

I willed it!
Let the party begin!

 

[Black-Ice]

What is your obsession with hentmei, its interesting

 

[Lucifer666]

I don't hang around in the EoF all that much, so I don't know you all that well. Nonetheless, I shall bombard you with pointless questions!

• Favourite food?
• Obama vs Romney?
• Have you seen me around the temp before?
• Cats or dogs?
• Top 3 favourite games?

Okay I can't think of anymore. I'll be back later.

 

[emigre]

Why haven't you been banned yet?

 

[The Catboy]

Hey
How tis thee?
Do you know me?
Do you know The Catboy?
Thoughts on either of us?
How do you feel about me hosting the KYT?
Windows, Linux, or Mac?
Me or you?
Favorite superhero?
Favorite villain?
Have you watched The Legend of Korra yet?
Bolin or Sokka?
Favorite Video game?
Favorite Video game console?
Pokemon or Digimon?
EoF?
Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia Critic
How many fingers am I holding up?
Can I ask more questions when I think of them?
How do you feel about Lucario?
What is your favorite Pokemon?
Favorite Digimon?
Me or you?
Have you ever heard of Monster Rancher?
How many video games do you own?
Favorite flashcard?
Do you think I am Lucario's number one fanboy?
What is a man?
I say?
Pickles?
More questions?
Have you ever watched the movie, The Boondock Saints?
Do you read my blog?
Should I add more blog posts more often?

 

[DinohScene]

When are you releasing the new hentmei?

Also how are you doing?

Your opinion about Пороблено в Украине?

 

[ShadowSoldier]

What kind of name is Antonio Banderas?
Did you know the chick from Spy Kids is super hot now?
You got a PS3 brah and interested in playing with me some time? Then after we can play PS3.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

How are you any different from Valwin, Black-Ice, NeoSupaMario, etc?

 

[324atk]

Why would you lie about your birthday and make me create a pointless topic about your fake birthday?

 

[AlanJohn]

What is your obsession with hentmei, its interesting Hentmei is the pinnacle of EoF quality and OC. It used to be a parody of modern doujin, but now it's a full fledged multimillion dollar comic series.

I don't hang around in the EoF all that much, so I don't know you all that well. Nonetheless, I shall bombard you with pointless questions!

• Favourite food? I don't know, its a tie in between Pizza, Shrimps, Shawurma, and deep fried chicken
• Obama vs Romney? I view republicans as the redneck creationist retarded part of the USA, and I think that Romney is aiming for this part of the USA (which is, unfortunately, the majority). I don't think that Romney is a good candidate nor do I like Obama. And, personally, I wouldn't see a difference if Romney would become president since a president is just a small gear in a huge, corrupt machine.
• Have you seen me around the temp before? Yes.
• Cats or dogs? I used to have a German Shepard who's name was Max, then he died. Now I have two cats, Zelda and Chuck Norris. I think I like cats more since they shit less.
• Top 3 favourite games? Unreal Tournament, GTA series, Deus Ex. Please note that here I am using single player games, I will give you a multiplayer list if you need.

Okay I can't think of anymore. I'll be back later.

Why haven't you been banned yet? One time, I made a dupe account. I made it out of fear that I might get banned one day since all of the moderators were threatening me. Then, I got a PM from Vulpes who told me that I was never going to get banned anyways and that it was all a stunt to make GBAtemp fear of AlanJohn. It's sorta like Monkat, who was a forced meme.

Hey
How tis thee? Speak modern English, bitch. It's 2012 for fucks sake.
Do you know me? Yes I do, are you so stupid you can't remember me?
Do you know The Catboy? Umm, I think I answered that already.
Thoughts on either of us?"The Catboy" is a retarded name and I want you to change your name back to what it was.
How do you feel about me hosting the KYT? Disappointing.
Windows, Linux, or Mac? I've recently switched to Ubunto since I'm annoyed by all of these updates on windows, but I still use windows for gaming.
Me or you? Me. AlanJohn. I don't give a fuck who you are.
Favorite superhero? Spiderman
Favorite villain? p1ngpong
Have you watched The Legend of Korra yet? Yes, I am a huge fan of TAA.
Bolin or Sokka? Bolin is cool but he is quite underwhelming so far, I've grown with Sokka. So yeah, Sokka.
Favorite Video game? I can't just pick my most favorite vidya, it's impossible.
Favorite Video game console? Gameboy Advance SP. I don't use home consoles since I'm not a child who doesn't have a High-end PC.
Pokemon or Digimon? Pokemon.
EoF? What kind of fucked up question is that?
Angry Video Game Nerd or Nostalgia CriticNeither, they both lost their charm.
How many fingers am I holding up? How the fuck am I supposed to know.
Can I ask more questions when I think of them? If they won't be retarded then yes.
How do you feel about Lucario? Stop these furry questions.
What is your favorite Pokemon? Charizard.
Favorite Digimon? Skrillex
Me or you? You already know the answer.
Have you ever heard of Monster Rancher? Yes.
How many video games do you own? All of them. I am a pirate.
Favorite flashcard? DSTwo, even though I never owned one.
Do you think I am Lucario's number one fanboy? ????????
What is a man? I am not Dracula and I will not answer this question.
I say? ????????
Pickles? ???????????
More questions? NO PLEASE!
Have you ever watched the movie, The Boondock Saints? no
Do you read my blog? I have better things to do other than read about other peoples lives.
Should I add more blog posts more often? I don't know? Maybe if you set up like a blogspot or tumblr with ads to generate revenue then I could understand why to make more.

When are you releasing the new hentmei? Its supposed to be a surprise. I understood that I did wrong by making so much hype since it would never live to it.

Also how are you doing? Fine, thank you for asking

Your opinion about Пороблено в Украине? I like it.

What kind of name is Antonio Banderas? A Japanese one I think.
Did you know the chick from Spy Kids is super hot now? Yes, I saw repo.
You got a PS3 brah and interested in playing with me some time? Then after we can play PS3. I'm sorry, but the PS3 has no games.

How are you any different from Valwin, Black-Ice, NeoSupaMario, etc? You must be new here. I am not a furry homosexual Hispanic aspie with down syndrome.

Why would you lie about your birthday and make me create a pointless topic about your fake birthday? You're the retard who believed it

OK, keep coming with the questions! I'll reply to them tomorrow, maybe.

 

[DinohScene]

I worship you Anal John.
Have my babies please?

 

[The Catboy]

Thoughts on either of us?"The Catboy" is a retarded name and I want you to change your name back to what it was.
How do you feel about me hosting the KYT? Disappointing.

Bitch I run this shit, don't make me fuck this all up on you!

 

[weavile001]

what s hentmei?
what was the first thing that you did today?

 

[AlanJohn]

I worship you Anal John.
Have my babies please?No. I am part of the human masterrace and I cannot have children from peasants like you.

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[Hyro-Sama]

Can the EOF be saved?
Do you feel that the Temp treats you like a used condom?
Besides yourself, who is your favorite member?
Do you have aspirations to become a staff member on this forum?
Tell us one thing the Temp doesn't know about you.
Have you ever thought of leaving GBATemp?

 

[Xuphor]

Who do you find sexier, Zoidberg or the Professor?
Why did I ask that?
Are you on any mind altering medications?
If yes to above, do you find them fun too?
If no to above...... hello there.
Does anyone ever call you A.J., then reference A.J. from The Fairly Oddparents?
Spongebob's punch absorbing body vs Batman's frequent use of blunt attacks. Who wins?

 

[Gahars]

On a scale of beige to grey, how would you rate these questions?
What forum trends do you find most annoying?

 

[Foxi4]

1. Are you Tagzard?
2. Where the hell is the next hentmei?
3. Why the hell are you so lazy?