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BORTZ

BORTZ

DO NOT SCREENSHOT
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jk. i like to keep track.
 
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  • Veho @ Veho:
    "And what do you do for a living?" "I fondle giant danglies."
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  • Veho @ Veho:
    "Big white milkers. Absolutely stonking great big knockers."
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  • Veho @ Veho:
    "Wash, oil and fondle. All day
    long."
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  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    :rofl2::rofl2:
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Fondle your dong preserve your dong
  • ZeroT21 @ ZeroT21:
    chop it off
  • FAST6191 @ FAST6191:
    I thought it was fondle your dong, preserve your prostate but hey
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  • ZeroT21 @ ZeroT21:
    :rofl2:
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    We have doctors for prostate health
  • FAST6191 @ FAST6191:
    They will assess it and medicate as necessary but in all cases it is better to take action before it becomes a problem and to stave things off from becoming a problem in the first place
  • FAST6191 @ FAST6191:
    and if it is something as trivial as a fondle every month or so then it is not like they are asking you to eat right and exercise
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Always get your doctor to poke your butthole at age 50 :teach:
  • ZeroT21 @ ZeroT21:
    sounds like a bad 10 dollar rimjob
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Most doctor visits are a couple hundred
  • ZeroT21 @ ZeroT21:
    that still does not guarantee a 100% cure
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Not many cures for a bad dong either
  • ZeroT21 @ ZeroT21:
    Guess my pops is to blame for that
  • FAST6191 @ FAST6191:
    ur mum presumably slept with him or failed to check if this was a turkey baster job, and there is also combinatory genetics at play
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  • FAST6191 @ FAST6191:
    as far as doctor visits I live somewhere that has them for free
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Sweet ps2 SSD upgrade went smooth
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    https://youtu.be/H_8xT0oCZKg
  • Sonic Angel Knight @ Sonic Angel Knight:
    :blink: I woke up at night time
  • sombrerosonic @ sombrerosonic:
    i got home
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    I did nothing
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