The review is so bad. The guy obviously has no idea what he's talking about.
It starts off bad when he talks about how this is good for a "hard core gamer like him" that "grew up on Halo." It just gets worse when he mentions that FULL 3D gave him a minor headache and made him slightly cross eyed after 20 minutes. Hey, guess what, when you're eyes aren't used to it, it's gonna be rough at first. He talks about augmented reality cards as if they are garbage even though they work and many people find them very fun for what they are.
Oh yeah, and it's apparently outdated. The dual-screen, folded design is that of the 90's, and that dang outdated cartridge media is still ever present. Oh yeah, and it uses a stylus for precise touches like those old outdated Palm Pilots.
Damn that battery too! Only lasting three hours with pumped up brightness, sound, and 3D. It's like Nintendo didn't mention that settings that high could make the 3DS battery only last about, oh, I don't know, three hours.
Ah man, good thing I didn't buy this outdated, horrible machine.
Damn, the guy is so dumb. Can't wait to get one of these myself at some point.
It starts off bad when he talks about how this is good for a "hard core gamer like him" that "grew up on Halo." It just gets worse when he mentions that FULL 3D gave him a minor headache and made him slightly cross eyed after 20 minutes. Hey, guess what, when you're eyes aren't used to it, it's gonna be rough at first. He talks about augmented reality cards as if they are garbage even though they work and many people find them very fun for what they are.
Oh yeah, and it's apparently outdated. The dual-screen, folded design is that of the 90's, and that dang outdated cartridge media is still ever present. Oh yeah, and it uses a stylus for precise touches like those old outdated Palm Pilots.
Damn that battery too! Only lasting three hours with pumped up brightness, sound, and 3D. It's like Nintendo didn't mention that settings that high could make the 3DS battery only last about, oh, I don't know, three hours.
Ah man, good thing I didn't buy this outdated, horrible machine.
Damn, the guy is so dumb. Can't wait to get one of these myself at some point.
