Disney undoubtedly sucks. Their games are barely ever good (I'm not looking at you, Kingdom Sharts), so I thought to review My Disney Kitchen. First off, the cover art is very problematic. You got Minnie doing everything from working a toaster to pouring juice while Mickey's just sitting there like a gluttonous bigot waiting to be fed. Wait, Caddicarus already made a joke on the cover art... GOD DAMN IT!!!
The game itself sucks an eggplant (food joke).
You gotta have a BASIC understanding of culinary arts to play it, all while Micheal the Movie Milker and Minnie the Karen demand a dish to eat. You're NOT allowed to have fun, you're just slaving off to the rat family while they milk their franchises dry and heckle dead children for dying at the age of 4.
The game itself sucks an eggplant (food joke).
You gotta have a BASIC understanding of culinary arts to play it, all while Micheal the Movie Milker and Minnie the Karen demand a dish to eat. You're NOT allowed to have fun, you're just slaving off to the rat family while they milk their franchises dry and heckle dead children for dying at the age of 4.
like a 250 dollar kit back when DDR4 was Intel only
