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No more weird al song lyric statuses sorry, I’m way too lazy to search for more, let’s see who manages to guess the songs I got them from :) May 24, 2021
nice website can i steal some code off you?
Sure, it’s very unoptimised janky code though, what are you going to copy? ;)
i gave up...
Here is the source code btw, might be easier: https://github.com/Vilagamer999/vilagamer999.github.io
No more weird al song lyric statuses sorry, I’m way too lazy to search for more, let’s see who manages to guess the songs I got them from :)
Saw your blog post, it's really fantastic (that was sarcastic) 'Cause you write like a spastic, I hate these word crimes!
There was a Mario game that got a bunch of negative press because of that 's' word, and thus got changed in reprints...not that we Aussies care about that word.
Your prose is dopey... think you should only... write in emoji.
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch 'cause girls, just want to have lunch.
I can also confirm
Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long, and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter!
If short was long I could finally reach the top shelf in my kitchen...
If short was long I'd be much more popular with the ladies.
Square root of g
If g = 30^2 what is the square root of g? (no calculator) [1 point]
I want a new duck, One that won't beg for breadcrumbs, Or he's gonna be duck pate!
Duck and orange pate is tasty though.
I sued Verizon, because I get all depressed anytime my cell phone is roaming!
Chain it to the fridge. then it can't roam anywhere
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
’Cause you start downloading ROMs, then you're robbing liquor stores, and selling crack and running over school kids with your car.
[Downloads a Lotus]
Im doing all at the same time
I want a new duck, One that won't bite, One that won't quack all night, One that's never gonna escape, Or I'll tie him up with duct tape.
Quaaack! Quaaack! Quaaack! Quaaack! Quaaack! Quaaack! Quaaack! Quaaack!
you should get that duck ipod dock
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.
Well... Escorts are still working despite COVID, so there's that.
I sued Delta Airlines ‘cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!
Oh, it's apparently off France's coast, and while it's not officially part of the UK or EU it's still owned by the Crown.
Hahaha that’s cool :)
Can you sue for what is common knowledge?
I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension...
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
Wrong, I'll do absolutely nothing.
Screw you stars, I won't do what you tell me >:|
What you gonna do about it?
What if I plan to a) die b) be in a coma or c) time skip? In an infinite universe, or at least all likelihood in this one, such scenarios will also be more correct than incorrect too.
Hey there big boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧)
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato, What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
Because it's all about the pentiums baby
You’re the last person to receive a like from @Scott_pilgrim
wait, really? what an honour :D
Getting in the van is another honor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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