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As we approach the tail end of the mid point of the hype wait regarding the eggsploit of the gaitway flashcart for free warez, I have risen from the dead to reveal the latest cure for koronasploit by team Hypetrain.



Who is team Hypetrain? Team hypetrain consists of countless individuals like you.
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we have discovered a ground breaking eggsploit for the nuntendo that allows you to run a car over ANY Nintendo device. This thread aims to highlight the key differences this has between the previous meth-ods of hacking for warez, and allows for unlimited warez.

For the exploit to work, you must inject 45 Litres of Hype Concentrate™ in your left arm. As the concentrate pumps through your veins, and extends throughout your body, you may see visions of the Anti Crust holding you tight, with his soft, warm, uncomfortable embrace. This should occur within T-12 seconds. If it does not, inject more until it does. Different people have different tolerance and as such, require higher dosage.

t-30seconds, you will realize all of which you wish to realize. You must close your eyes and think very hard as to how to run car over 3ds. It is important to note that this only works on Japanese cars, as American or german cars simply cannot withstand the insane amounts of power this exploit requires. I used my 2001 Toyota Corolla CE Plus, twin-Turbocharged to produce 132 bhp to the wheels.

When you sit in your vehicle, you will be transferred into super speed mode. Ensure Over Drive™ is activated if it is not already.

Now is the important part. Roll down your windows and yell "AUTOBOTS TRANSFORM"

Your car will recognize your call and transform into a choochoo train, running on hype. @ComeTurismO will broadcast on radio frequency 81.6. Tune in to be enlightened 2 DAY

special thanks to @Xenophy for discovering this exploit @VinsCool for the avatar and @GhostLatte for 12 nights in arabia:creep::creep::creep::creep::creep::creep::creep:
 

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