i didnt shower this month

[Deleted User]

i did not shower in april. not even once.

 

[BaamAlex]

Interesting...

 

[VinsCool]

Weird flex but okay.

 

[nani17]

I can smell you from Ireland

 

[FAST6191]

To be fair I have not bathed in about 6 years, and that was only because I had a bad back.

 

[BaamAlex]

I can smell you from Ireland

And me from germany

 

[VinsCool]

And me from germany

to be fair I could sit on Uranus and still smell them.

 

[BaamAlex]

to be fair I could sit on Uranus and still smell them.

I can't believe that you are on the uranus. Please send me a picture here. Even photoshopped pictures are accepted

 

[nani17]

And me from germany

Make sure it doesn't ruin the German beer

 

[BaamAlex]

Make sure it doesn't ruin the German beer

Nah....it's not that hard.

 

[VinsCool]

I can't believe that you are on the uranus. Please send me a picture here. Even photoshopped pictures are accepted

Hello from URANUS!!!

 

[BaamAlex]

Hello from URANUS!!!

Yep...trustworthy. Thanks for that. Hello from earth. How is your day?

 

[VinsCool]

Yep...trustworthy. Thanks for that. Hello from earth. How is your day?

Windy, but very nice otherwise!
How is it in Germany? Beer is good?

 

[BaamAlex]

Windy, but very nice otherwise!
How is it in Germany? Beer is good?

Why i can't i spam the like button xD
The beer....it's always good. Dark atm because it is night. And my bed is calling me xD

 

[The Catboy]

I feel like a toilet demon is just going to smell like shit regardless, but ok

 

[RichardTheKing]

Personally I have a shower every couple of days, when I feel dirty. I feel like a daily shower is a waste of time and water - and thus money.
Much to the chagrin of my mother, who keeps telling me daily showers are better for my hygiene. Pfft - it's a global lockdown; hygiene isn't as important.

 

[FAST6191]

Personally I have a shower every couple of days, when I feel dirty. I feel like a daily shower is a waste of time and water - and thus money.
Much to the chagrin of my mother, who keeps telling me daily showers are better for my hygiene. Pfft - it's a global lockdown; hygiene isn't as important.

It can go further than that. There are all sorts of contemplations of the effect of long periods of exposure to hot water, what scraping off your horny layer does for you and more besides.

 

[SG854]

to be fair I could sit on Uranus and still smell them.

Duh

 

[RichardTheKing]

what scraping off your horny layer does for you

Er, what? My "horny layer"? I mean, I know I jerk off every night before falling asleep, and every morning to get rid of my "morning wood", but an actual layer?
The hell?

 

[grey72]

Time to jump into a toilet bruh