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[MashedPotatos]

The gay bomb has been activated
and will detonate in approximately 30 minutes, causing everyone who read this to become gay
To defuse the bomb someone must take one for team and comment "Im gay"

 

[Ericzander]

oH gOd TiMe Is RuNnInG oUt. sOmEoNe HeLp

 

[Dionicio3]

im gay

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I expect all of you to worship me now

 

[Noctosphere]

I can't say I'm gay cause I'm not

Here, I said it

 

[Veho]

I'm not gay but $20 is $20.

 

[Minox]

It's not gay if it's in Zimbabwe

 

[smileyhead]

I'm not gay but $20 is $20.

 

[p1ngpong]

Op is definitely gay

 

[Seriel]

I expect all of you to worship me now

I already do

 

[VinsCool]

You're all gays.

 

[smileyhead]

You're all gays.

No u

 

[FAST6191]

What if I happened to be happy as I wandered into the thread?

 

[grey72]

What if I happened to be happy as I wandered into the thread?

Bend over

 

[smileyhead]

Bend over

Hey, that's @GhostLatte's line!

 

[GhostLatte]

Bend over

Get in the van™.

 

[DinohScene]

You people make me feel straight.

 

[GhostLatte]

You people make me feel straight.

They're as straight as a circle.

 

[ry755]

They're as straight as a circle.

As straight as a rainbow

 

[VinsCool]

You people make me feel straight.

They're as straight as a circle.

As straight as a rainbow

It went full circle.
At the end, everyone is equally gay, only few are brave to come out, the majority are living in the closet.

 

[Noctosphere]

What if im already in the van @GhostLatte ?