he's in love with a turtleYou know, this is like that game Cards Against Humanity when it seems like a good idea to use superglue as a lube.
Mario is a dirty pervert because...
Zelda kitty is cute because she is adorable and...
cutieThings fall apart because they are made in China.
Amanda Jane Rose is a....
not as cute as kitty ZeldaA rude vitriolic pranktster
Because of the Clone Wars, droids are often...
get kicked in the nuts for not tipping enoughA SMOOTH CRIMINAL, but not in the same way as MJ.
If you tip your waiter, you...
one sucksSTUFF HIS FACE WITH RICEBALLS AND TERIYAKI!
PUBG on Xbox One S but every...