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I should make a "job offer" to the cops to look the other way next time I want to rob a bank. I mean, I'm only offering them money for them to stop doing their job, so no one better call it a bribe, it's definitely a job offer. /s
I can't even believe people are that dense to think that's a job offer.
I can't even believe people are that dense to think that's a job offer.
bribe
brīb/
verb
verb: bribe; 3rd person present: bribes; past tense: bribed; past participle: bribed; gerund or present participle: bribing
noun: bribe; plural noun: bribes
brīb/
verb
verb: bribe; 3rd person present: bribes; past tense: bribed; past participle: bribed; gerund or present participle: bribing
- 1.
persuade (someone) to act in one's favor, typically illegally or dishonestly, by a gift of money or other inducement.
"an undercover agent bribed the judge into giving a lenient sentence"
synonyms: buy off, pay off, suborn; More
informalgrease someone's palm, fix, square
"he used his wealth to bribe officials"
noun: bribe; plural noun: bribes
- 1.
a sum of money or other inducement offered or given in this way.
synonyms: inducement, incentive, payola; More
informalpayoff, kickback, boodle, sweetener
"she accepted bribes"













