The crowning jewel of Nintendo DS games

[supergamer368]

You may have thought that the Mario and Luigi games were the best on DS. You may have thought Pokemon was the best on DS. You may have thought Super Mario 64 DS was the best on DS. You may have even thought that NSMB, Animal Crossing Wild World, Mario Kart DS, or one of those Zelda games with the crappy touchscreen controls were the abosolute crowning jewel of the Nintendo DS game library. Well, I’m here today to tell you that all of those games are NOT the best. I happened to walk into my local bargain store 1 day ago, when I found the greatest Nintendo DS game of all time:

This beautiful masterpiece was created by everybody’s favorite company in gaming: Ubisoft. Not only is this a game, and a fun one at that, it’s also a program that will teach people to quit smoking for good. Here’s some user reviews:
“It was such a revelation that instantly I was freed from my addiction.” - Sir Anthony Hopkins
“Really cleaned my anus” - Janet
“whudda you want me to say again?” - a guy I found on the side of the pond attacking birds for their bread crumbs
As you can see, everybody who used this product has enjoyed it’s powerful benefits. In addition, the program also contains fun games that even your lil smokers at home will enjoy after beating their 32nd Dora the Explorer game. This game has unlocked the potential to better the entire human race, only for $4.99 at Ollie’s.

 

[Deleted User]

Of course it's the best game. You quit smoking then suddenly you can afford to buy every game you fucking want.

 

[BORTZ]

That's pretty good, but I counter with this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL_(video_game)



Its just 4 player (? wat) Pictochat.

 

[CeeDee]

That's pretty good, but I counter with this:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL_(video_game)



Its just 4 player (? wat) Pictochat.

Pepsi Ice Cucumber does sound like crap, though.

 

[Localhorst86]

Pepsi Ice Cucumber does sound like crap, though.

Thank you, I though I was the only one who hated Pepsi.

 

[DarthDub]

That's pretty good, but I counter with this:
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL_(video_game)



Its just 4 player (? wat) Pictochat.

Finally, Pictochat on my 3DS! ; O;

 

[Noctosphere]

Thank you, I though I was the only one who hated Pepsi.

you arent
I actually dislike all gazed drink

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

what did you see at ollies?

 

[supergamer368]

what did you see at ollies?

A copy of the My Stop Smoking Coach for the DS.

 

[Noctosphere]

A copy of the My Stop Smoking Coach for the DS.

EEWWW
A 3h01 necrobumping

 

[x65943]

That's pretty good, but I counter with this:
View attachment 120752
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL_(video_game)



Its just 4 player (? wat) Pictochat.

Reminds me of the jackbox party games. Very similar user generated content with voting.

EDIT: Also wow, the wiki says one reviewer was so disappointed that he microwaved the game after playing it.

 

[BORTZ]

I was hoping there would be some other people who would offer up "crowning jewels" for the DS. Anyone else have any they want to share?

 

[x65943]

Let's not forget this masterpiece. A DS dictionary you control with the touch screen. Touch DIC for short.

EDIT:
There's also a psp version.

 

[supergamer368]

EEWWW
A 3h01 necrobumping

well sorry that i have school and things to do other than float around a forum

 

[Noctosphere]

well sorry that i have school and things to do other than float around a forum

EEWWWW 12 minutes necrobumping

 

[supergamer368]

EEWWWW 12 minutes necrobumping

SHUT

 

[Noctosphere]

SHUT

up?

 

[supergamer368]

up?

shush