A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

Source

 

[MeAndHax]

Dat sad moment when a cartridge has a wife

And ur still single 2018

 

[Beerus]

virginity protection level 100

 

[the_randomizer]

No offence, but I'm pretty sure there are other reasons.

*Sigh* I should've kept my mouth shut. Perhaps it's time I make a blog on what's been going on.

I deserved that..

 

[godreborn]

virginity protection level 100

she'll use the game genie as protection. that way the board isn't exposed.

 

[VinsCool]

What happens if she takes Tetris to a friends house and they slide him into their NES? Will she accuse Tetris of cheating? Will she say her friend is trying to steal her hubby?

Only if Tetris gets mounted on a Game Genie.

 

[brickmii82]

Only if Tetris gets mounted “by” a Game Genie.

Fixed that for you

 

[Beerus]

would dumping that tetris cartridge and uploading the rom count as porn/nudes?

 

[godreborn]

maybe it would be better if the game had one of those plastic dust covers. I can just imagine what that game has been through.

will her copy of yoshi's cookie get jealous and refuse to work in a legitimate nes?

 

[VinsCool]

Okay,

would dumping that tetris cartridge and uploading the rom count as porn/nudes?

this made me laugh more than I expected

 

[godreborn]

would dumping that tetris cartridge and uploading the rom count as porn/nudes?

amateur porn - the best kind. the money shot is when the game glitches out on her.

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Is this worst? If so please make another thread!

http://www.702.co.za/articles/14669...agon-ball-z-s-android-18-and-it-s-complicated

https://www.facebook.com/Android18isBae/?fref=photo

 

[linuxares]

Is this worst? If so please make another thread!

http://www.702.co.za/articles/14669...agon-ball-z-s-android-18-and-it-s-complicated

https://www.facebook.com/Android18isBae/?fref=photo

Meh kind of the same shit with the dude pretending to be married to a Twilight Sparkle plushie

 

[Shadow#1]

Legally speaking cant be done because a object such as a cart cant sign papers that's another reason u cant marry your cat or dog or animal family member

 

[Falconcrest64]

if god hadnt left us before, he certainly did now

ya got that right...

what has this world turned into

mashed potatoes with a side of brainless and a dash of stupidity with insane sauce on top...

 

[Alex4U]

I'd marry my Snivy plush for sure.

Leave me alone now!

 

[wicksand420]

That's going to be an awkward honeymoon, someone please tell her to use protection, you don't want to start a marriage off with a pregnancy!
Tetris Jr. anyone?

Or, I wonder if she got the box it came in, wait, no, thats her.

 

[Bladexdsl]

That's going to be an awkward honeymoon

something like this

 

[kehkou]

Not too bad for a middle-aged game.

Legally speaking cant be done because a object such as a cart cant sign papers that's another reason u cant marry your cat or dog or animal family member

It will be signed "10NES".

 

[wicksand420]

I thought it looked a little beat up. she must be an abuser.

 

[RustInPeace]

You know this has brought up countless thoughts of sex with a Nintendo cartridge. Those corners on her lady bits, or even on her anus, strapping a dildo to the cartridge and directing it inside her. Things that probably exist already in video and picture form in the deepest recesses of internet space, that I don't even want to try and find.

But really, if she's truly happy with this, what's the problem? It's weird but harmless, it's strange but nice. I just really hope this isn't called out via Dr. Phil, fuck that guy. Let the woman be happy.