Yeah, of course it's the right OTP, I triple checked.
Got data_input.zip, the ShadowNAND files themselves, and my OTP in the homebrew/3ds/shadowNAND_installer folder. Started the payload, and it said all checks: SUCCESS. Restart, permanent black screen, SD Card in or otherwise. All the files are the right size.
The backlight never turns on, so it's frozen before I can get to recovery mode. It doesn't work regardless. I even used some crazy methods like "maybe the screen isn't initialized, so I'll just find my way to restore a NAND by using another 3DS as a guide so I can see what's onscreen".
I'll get a hardmod eventually.