Who's your Waifu?

ElyosOfTheAbyss

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Never knew about her until now. Lucian is still my current choice but....

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Also if you say you hate Lucina you DIE RIGHT NOE
 
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now some of you might be wondering "what is a waifu?". your waifu isn't just your kawaii japanese school girl, she's your soul survival. a waifu is any teenage weeaboo's life line, the true meaning of otaku. she makes you want to wash your acne ridden face. she makes you stop drinking your mountain dew. she makes you become better without even trying. so how can a 2d animelicious big titty babe make you better? you have to become better to appease your waifu's needs. you must worship every hour of her screen time. make her your goddess. build shrines to your waifu with wall scrolls and body pillows. every full moon light candles as you binge watch her anime series. think of her every waking moment. soon you will become one with your waifu, now the two of you whole. once you are whole you have completed your waifu's journey for you, and you may die in peace.
 

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