A duck and his wife book into a hotel for a weekend.
After a nice dinner the ducks retire to their room. Feeling a bit frisky one thing leads to another, however being sensible types, though poor at planning, he calls down to the front desk and asks for a condom.
Shortly thereafter room service arrives with the condom.
"Do you want it on your bill sir?"
"Don't be ridiculous".
After a nice dinner the ducks retire to their room. Feeling a bit frisky one thing leads to another, however being sensible types, though poor at planning, he calls down to the front desk and asks for a condom.
Shortly thereafter room service arrives with the condom.
"Do you want it on your bill sir?"
"Don't be ridiculous".
